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Posting for 4+ yearsDance Poetry Skill Swap
Greenwich, London
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Contact Tree
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- 23 hours ago
Description
Do you dance ballroom, reggaeton, samba, bachata, ceroc, forro, salsa or something else? Or you want to learn to do those? Are you super tall? (195cm or taller. - Except, if you are a girl, you don't have to be that tall.) Are you someone who doesn't do drugs or smoke cigarettes? Are you in London?
If you answered yes, you can get in touch by including your phone number in your message. We then speak and we meet to dance! Free entry. (No working phone number = no reply, no meet. W-app only fake temporary number = no meet.)
So what skill swap? You show me your skills in dance. (Or just be my dance partner if you don't have dance skills to offer. We can both practise to improve.) I show you the art of poetry and recycling touchy songs that hurt. (It's another way of saying controlling pain.)
No timewasters. No loners. No maniacs. No dreamers. No harassers. No sickos. No scammers. No con artists. No desperate millionaires. No one liners. No lonelyhearts. (Don't fall in love. You want to be heartbroken and wasted time and money? True story. I can spill the beans. So don't. Just dance. And smile!)
Dance partners only. Nothing else. Full stop. End of. Thanks for not failing to be the opposite of un-seeing it. (Did you get this? It's triple negative. You passed. Congratulations. Overcome challenging barriers. Focus on the positives. Swap to gain skills.)
Ad ID: 1490482925
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