HULL DRUMMER

Description

I've been round the block a few times [ wink ] & looking for a new home to stick my stool.

I'm 60 going on 18 and in my spare time i like to beat up my instrument ..... yes I'm a tub thumper, a kit basher, you know the non musical one in the group that sits at the back hitting things and making a racket whilst you try to talk ....... yeah yeah ..... yaaaaAAAWN Zzzzzzzzzzzzz I've heard it all before.

SO .... I'm 60 & I'm currently a Peter Andrae body stunt double ... but like to play my drums more than I like to flex my six pack whilst singing mysterious Girl ..... erm ......

Did you once play in a band and gig ? Are you a bit older and Tired of being stuck at home with a nagging wife always telling you to " get out there again and play whilst your sat there watching T.V & wasting away, when back in the day you was a pretty kick arse player ? ..... do you still Crank up your favourite tunes and play along in your man-cave secretly longing for another bite of the cherry ? .... YOU DO ? ..... kin ell ... your mad. ( just like me ) .... trouble is, painful bad back, twin Hernias and a car far too nice to be scratching up the boot tryna lug your 4 x 12 vintage Marshall cab or Drum Kit to a gig where there's two dudes and a dog watching .... ( you didn't let the dog on free did ya !?! )

Are you sick n tired of Prossecco nights in ?playing Cards against humanity with your boring' normie' friends that are genuinely thick as Feck and never been anywhere or done anything in life save get muntered every Friday night with the possibilities of getting in a quick knee trembler off her indoors for being a " good boy" all week doing your 9 to 5 . ... .... well ..... fancy playing again ?
D'ya Fancy doing something different with another ' has been ' Hull Muso that's been there, done that & bought the T-shirt ? .... Haha

If you have one smidge of a backbone still ( and a sense of humour) Maybe I could interest you in this little " home streaming/ home studio Gigging project ..... ?" Basically I have a home prakky room and it'd be cool to play some choons on my kit with some other muso's maybe once a week ... and with it maybe have a few laughs whilst doing it ........ anyone ?

Come on dudes ..... there'd gotta be some other Crusty old fab musos out there like me that just wants to play ' in a band' again .... just once a week, .... a chat, a sherbert or two and a few jams ? .... live your dreams for a coupla hours once a week then you can trot off to your comfy little bed and have yer warm milky horlicks telling 'her indoors' how you " still rock like a bad-ass mofu " as you shake your Peacock feathers ......

NO Ego's..... no pressure ...... just for Shuts n Giggles ..... what do you say ?

Are the boys back in town ?
Is detroit Still Rock City ?
Does Your Amp go up to 11 ?
Was Comic Strips " Bad News" your band 100% ~ "Two Quid for one bluddy Sausage !?! " haha. Are you able to real off verbatim every single word from Spinal Tap ? .... deliver every single line from Bad News ?

☆☆☆ My numbers in the photo's but text first as my phone is set to reject anon calls & you can also scan my captures for TELEGRAM or YOUTUBE channels for my original choons ☆☆☆


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