(London) Your gym/swim access for my moving on/cutting people out skills

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London and nearby locations only. Nonsmokers only.

This skill swap is open to everyone who doesn't smoke. Guys, please note that this is strictly skill swap only. If you are looking for a young, attractive single girl with a pretty face looking for bf, please leave without making contact. Timewasters is not what I need in life. Here's free advice. Ask AI for 'dating websites' (which Gumtree is not) if that was what you are looking for. Just leave me and Gumtree out of it. Don't fall in love. Ask Alexa if really desperate.

That got dreamers and fantasists out of the way. Now on skill swap:

MY SKILLS THAT I CAN OFFER TO YOU

I can help you by coaching and guiding you with practical tips and methods that you can apply in real life situations on:

1. How to get rid of toxic people (including your family if needs be) out of your life for good (indefinitely, i.e. potentially forever), including close friends and even immediate family and relatives.

2. How to move on by closing a chapter on who once was in your life but is now a past (that you still want to be present but it isn't and you can't accept they are now your ex).

YOUR SKILLS THAT YOU CAN OFFER TO ME

1. If you have a guest gym pass that you aren't using, you can let me in to your gym, and show me using the gym equipment.

2. If you have a swimming pool pass (such as at a gym with a swimming pool) that you aren't using, you can let me in for a swim. If you are a woman, I can swim with you if you want to work out together or you would like a fitness motivation skill swap buddy.

(But if you are a guy, I wouldn't do the swimming with you, because time after time again, guys seem to approach ladies' ads for swimming and things with wrong ideas, and some even blatantly lie by saying they want to learn how to swim when they already know, because they just want to be in a woman's company skimpily dressed in a swimming costume. They must be so lonely, to have to resort to lying like that, the poor ones. If that's you, first, stop lying if you want to succeed in dating, and second, ask AI on how to find quality ladies. You're welcome.)

TO ELABORATE:

I have known some people who just don't know how to rid their life of toxic people, including, not only on/off relationship partners, friends or strangers on social media that they are quarrelling with, but also toxic family members. So they continue keeping by choice the toxicity in their life, leading to having a lot of harmful people in their life whose presence in their life leads to a detrimental effect on their state of well-being and on their body and health including on their mental health.

I have also known many people (maybe more women, but many men seem to be the same) who just don't know how to accept that their ex is an ex now (and not a partner such as bf or gf any longer) and they (including some who are very well educated and articulate with responsible jobs) don't know how to close the chapter to move on. So they suffer, as they are in endless cycles of kind-of-breaking-up, then Kind-of-getting-back, and again and again, wasting what's left in their life and ruining chances of starting anew afresh.

I am someone who is among the most skilled people you'd ever come across with this sort of things, as I cut people out of my life and close off chapters of whatever kinds of relationships I ever had (friends, partner etc.) as easily as throwing away a rotten piece of gone-off food, with zero regret, zero emotional toll and zero looking back, ever. The result? I reduce the potential harm to and grounds for negative effects on my well-being and health, and I get to increase the abundance of positivity from those around me, as I expunge the presence of anyone causing me harm, intended or not, whether physical, psychological, emotional or something else.

I am just a 'natural' in cutting people off my life, and in closing chapters for good and moving on with zero looking back, attachments or regrets ever. This is my skills being offered in this skill swap ad. (Have you ever had an on/off partner, or saw our friend in such a relationship, saying it's over, but then getting back again, then again shouting/screaming/cursing, then back to you're love of my life again, and on and on in the vicious cycle? Or for some people, this is not with a partner, but with their mother, brother etc. I am the complete and utter opposite of those people, because with me, it's a 'one strike and you're out'.)

(In the end, your life, including who you let in and to have any kind of presence in it, even family, is a 'choice' that you have. You get what you choose in life. More you choose to fail to get over someone that doesn't want to be with you anymore by obsessing with that gone person, and more you choose to keep harmful, toxic people - including toxic family members - in your life, more chance your life will become directionless and will become full of negative feeders who continually harm you and contribute to damaging your health and well-being. Sooner you realise that and do something about that to change it for the better, healthier your life and your well-being will grow to be. Maybe some will say to you don't, because family is the most important thing in life and the world that should always be revered. Do you know what they do brandishing that banner under 'family' and love and respect for family? They hit your, they brutalise you, they say to you the unsayable, they do all these unspeakable and unthinkable abuse, all in the name of 'family' and that you should respect your family. Again, you have the choice in your life for your well-being, your health and your protection and happiness. If you feel lost with this, you can reach out to me for this skill swap, as I can guide and coach you on that, if you let me in to your gym or swimming pool. Don't be duped and brainwashed to accepting violence, abuse or toxicity, because they are your 'family'. You're better off cutting this kind of 'family' out of your life for good. But again, the choice is yours. You can either spend the rest of your life sad, miserable, traumatised and in endless pain due to never-ending toxicity from your family, or you can be brave, disown them, cut them out of your life, go no contact with them for the rest of your life, and look after yourself by prioritising your health and well-being.)

POSITIVE NOTE TO END ON

Other things in addition that I can offer to you in skill swap is teaching you (only women) how to swim if you don't know or have never swum before in your life, helping you with English language if you're a non-native speaker, guiding you with business planning/project delivery and problem solving, and opening you up to classical music, if you only know a lot about pop music with latest celebrity stars in boy/girl bands, and now you'd like to learn about symphonies, concertos, sonatas, string quartets and orchestral musical instruments.

For a start, go to YouTube and put this: Beethoven 7th Symphony 2nd Movement

(Intense yet calm. How was that?)

And you? What skills can you offer to me in return for me coaching and guiding you on how to 100% end with who's become your ex and how to 100% cut toxic people out of your life (including your family if needs be)? Are you very knowledgeable on using gym equipment for fitness training? If yes, can you get me into your gym once a month or so if you have a guest pass to show me how to use them? Or you are a brilliant swimmer who does 50-metre breaststroke with your head up at all times continually for several hundreds of metres? Or even if not, can you get me into your swimming pool with your guest pass, if you'd like to learn the techniques of cutting people out of your life and accepting it's really over with your ex in return? Or do you know how to dance? Or something else fo your skills that you can swap with me?

If yes, please get in touch with an introduction about yourself. Needless to say, sending me an impressive literary merit authorship work of 'Hi', 'I'm interested' or other sorts of 1-liners and 1-worders (if that is a word) will be, well, you know what. There is a useful commodity called a 'bin'. Please write in a proper way to tell me about you, because if you do, you will hear from me. Thanks.

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