Central London Flatpack Assembly Service

Description

🧰 Mohammed's Flatpack Furniture Assembly 🧰
Your Friendly Local Sole Trader – Fast, Careful, and No Fuss.

The Problem:
You've just opened the box from IKEA, Argos, Wayfair, or Dunelm. Or maybe it's a brand new exercise bike, treadmill, or even a bike that's just arrived in a cardboard coffin. Perhaps you've got a TV that needs to go on the wall, a gallery wall to hang, or shelves waiting to be put up. There are 147 screws, a cryptic diagram, and you've already lost Saturday afternoon. You want it to look like the showroom—or hang perfectly straight—not a wobbly mess.

The Solution:
That's where I come in. My name is Mohammed, and I'm a local, independent assembly specialist based right here in Bermondsey. I treat your home like my own—shoe covers on, tools organised, and not a single scratch on your new floor or walls.

Why Call Me?
✅ Proven Experience: I've successfully completed over 2,000 tasks on Taskrabbit. That's 2,000 happy customers who didn't have to lift a finger.
✅ Sole Trader Personal Touch: You're booking me, not a random crew. I answer the phone myself and I turn up on time.
✅ Patience with Tricky Bits: Wardrobes with sliding doors? Bunk beds with 28 steps? E-bikes with wiring and torque settings? TV brackets on plasterboard? No problem. I've seen it all.
✅ Clear Pricing: Simple flat rate based on the item size and complexity. No hidden fees.
✅ No Parking Hassle: I travel by bike, so there's no need to pay for my parking or sort out visitor permits. One less thing for you to worry about.

Services I Offer:

· 🛏️ Bed Frames & Bunk Beds (Ottoman storage a specialty!)
· 🪑 Wardrobes (Pax, sliding door systems)
· 📺 TV Units & Sideboards
· 🖥️ TV Mounting (Fixed, tilt, or full-motion brackets—all sizes)
· 🖼️ Picture & Mirror Hanging (Single pieces or full gallery walls—perfectly level every time)
· 📚 Wall Shelves (Floating shelves, bookcases, heavy-duty brackets)
· 🪑 Office Desks & Gaming Chairs
· 🪴 Garden Furniture & Sheds
· 🏋️🚴 Exercise Machines & Exercise Bikes (Treadmills, Cross Trainers, Rowing Machines, Spin Bikes, Recumbent Bikes, Smart Trainers)
· 🚲 Bicycles & E-Bikes (Boxed bike assembly, handlebar fitting, brake adjustments, e-bike battery setup)

Important Note on Rubbish:
Please note: I focus 100% on the build quality to get the job done efficiently and safely. I do not offer a rubbish or cardboard removal service. Please have a plan in place for disposing of your packaging—I'll happily stack it neatly for you before I leave.

Limited Offer:
Mention this advert for 10% off your first booking.

📞 Call/WhatsApp Mohammed:

For quote text:
* Your postcode
* Weblink for the items or items code for ikea or a picture of the items if you don't have them
* If the items have been delivered or when they will be delivered

** I cover these post code for any items big or small: E1, E1W, E14, EC1, EC2, EC3, EC4, SE1, SE5, SE8, SE11, SE14, SE15, SE16, SE17, SE22, SW1, SW8, SW9, W1, WC1, WC2
*** If you are outside these post code and are still in a London post code then contact me if you have a large amount items to be assembled only please.
Here are the area names corresponding to the postcodes that I cover:
* E1: Whitechapel, Aldgate, Spitalfields, Shadwell, Stepney, Mile End, Cambridge Heath, Globe Town
* E1W: Wapping
* E14: Poplar, Isle of Dogs, Millwall, Blackwall, Cubitt Town, Limehouse, Canary Wharf
* EC1: Clerkenwell, Farringdon, Finsbury, Barbican
* EC2: Moorgate, Broadgate, Liverpool Street, Shoreditch (part)
* EC3: Monument, Tower Hill, Aldgate, Fenchurch Street, Leadenhall
* EC4: Fleet Street, St Paul's, Blackfriars
* SE1: Southwark, Waterloo, Borough, London Bridge, Bermondsey (part), Lambeth (part)
* SE4: Brockley, Crofton Park, Honor Oak Park
* SE5: Camberwell, Denmark Hill, Peckham (part)
* SE8: Deptford
* SE11: Kennington, Vauxhall (part)
* SE14: New Cross, Telegraph Hill
* SE15: Peckham, Nunhead
* SE16: Rotherhithe, Bermondsey, Surrey Quays
* SE17: Walworth, Elephant and Castle
* SE22: East Dulwich
* SE24: Herne Hill, Tulse Hill (part)
* SW1: Westminster, Belgravia, Pimlico, Victoria, St. James's, Whitehall, Buckingham Gate
* SW8: Nine Elms, Vauxhall, South Lambeth, Stockwell (part)
* SW9: Brixton, Stockwell, Clapham (part)
* W1: Marylebone, Mayfair, Soho, Fitzrovia, Oxford Street, Regent Street, Piccadilly, Bond Street
* WC1: Bloomsbury, Gray's Inn, St Pancras (part), King's Cross (part)
* WC2: Strand, Holborn, Covent Garden, Aldwych

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