LONDON: Tall dance partner (M) sought this week

Description

I am a woman looking for a male dance partner to take dance classes with in London. If you tick all (or most) boxes below, you can contact me, but please do it in the way shown in the small print below. If you are a woman, I don't mind meeting to dance with you, though that would be 'social fun dance' only, and not 'proper salsa classes' - because for the latter, both you and I need guys as partners.

YOU WOULD IDEALLY BE:

1. You are a TALL (190cm) male dance partner for me.

2. You have taken salsa classes a bit. (Not a complete beginner. But if you are 195cm+, I'd dance with you even if you have never danced in your life.)

3. You are poor so will be dressed in clothes from Primarky or charity shops (as I can't stand men purporting to be rich and flaunting their so-called Gutsi dress and Rolaks watch which is a 'turn off'), but you are presented in a neat and smart way. (Perfumes from Poundworld and discount stores for working classes are fine.)

YOUR SHOULD BE (NON-NEGOTIABLE):

1. You are a nonsmoker.

2. You are available in evenings (6:30pm till late) in central London to take dance classes with me and do social dance after.

3. You are not a fantasist or a badly sick man (in the head) - not knowing how to distinguish a 'dance partner ad' from 'dating ad' and imagine fairytales and fantasies like I am a beautiful princess available to be your gf. (Please, that lot, wake up to the real world and search 'how to get a date', instead of bothering ladies seeking dance practice partners. Dance partner is dance partner, full stop, end of, and not a date or a girlfriend. Got it? Is that clear? Nothing will ever happen between you and me other than being dance partners. If you don't get this...)

ADMINISTRATIVE

1. Venue is a super friendly, relaxed/fun atmosphere Latin dance bar in the city centre of London. (Not far from Covent Garden.)

2. Free entry if you arrive before 7pm. Classes (sometimes free dance class, sometimes £10) from 7:30pm to 9:30pm. Classes are optional. Social dance floor (free, as long as you are already there) from 9:30pm till late night.

3. There are scary looking 'heavies'. They will only let you in if they deem you look exceptionally super handsome. So groom yourself before heading there. (OK, don't take everything you are reading too seriously. Ever heard of 'sense of humour'? But you need to bring ID to get in.)

ABOUT ME

1. Why would you care? I am a nobody.

2. This is not about dating or relationship or anything like that. It is just being dance partners. Why does what I look like or whatever about me matter? (Oh you are going to say I asked for a 'tall' and 'nonsmoker' man dance partner. Yes, only for pragmatic reasons for dance steps with a tall man since I am tall and not having my health damaged by smokers, that's all. I couldn't care less what heritage, build type, age, language, education level, work, marital/relationship status and whatever else you are. Why would I? I am looking for a dance partner, full stop, not a date or bf.)

3. I am a working girl in London. What do I do for a living? Why would you care? Can't you have a guess from the way I write?

SMALL PRINT

1. Those writing one-line messages will get a silent treatment (as they deserve). Writing to introduce themselves and including their phone number will result in speaking with me .

2. We won't be meeting for so-called 'coffee first' at a bar to see if we click and all that non-sense timewaster. The first time we meet will be on the dance floor holding hands and dancing in the dance class. (In the dance class, you will also hold hands of many other ladies. All dance classes are like that.)

3. If you are too shy for the above, OK here's what. You have one life. live it. Everyone dying at deathbed regrets not having done more. (No one dying regrets having done too much.) Don't create grounds to have lots of regrets when you are an old man dying on your deathbed. It's a really friendly place, they don't stare at you, everyone is welcome, because that is what dancing is about, you dance like no one's watching, dance gets up close and personal, you hold my hands, my arms, my back, my waist, you will hear me breathing. Surely, you don't need that Mister University of Andy Courthouse guy to tell you; just go dance with her!

P.S.

Last but not least, don't lie to me. You will be caught out. That 195cm guy who wanted to be my dance partner, it never was, as he lied. Don't ruin it. You only get one life and one chance.

Now I know what heritage/part of the world most men replying to this ad will be. (As men have never been to a nightclub or dance parties before in their life if they are from certain parts of the world.) that is OK. Everyone is welcome so long you meet the conditions above. Again, no fantasists timewasting. If you are married, you can bring your wife. I'll gladly dance with both of you.

If you are a girl reading this and you are also from that same part of the world/heritage, I bet that you have never swum before in your life. (Because in your country and that part of the world, women never swim ever.) You (if you are F) can message me. I'd be happy to take you swimming and teach you how to swim.

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