FREE Pair of wardrobes must go ASAP

Description

FREE pair of wardrobes (must go as a pair).

WILL NEED A VAN FOR PICK UP. These are too big for any kind of car so DO NOT contact me if you can't access a van.

Approx. measurements:

Height:
74"/188cm tall (over 6ft - WILL NOT FIT IN A CAR)

Top and bottom:
22"/56cm wide
25"/63.5cm deep

Middle:
19.75"/50cm wide
23.5"/60cm deep

Dodgy hinges on the right-hand wardrobe door, but the wardrobes are well made so hopefully these will be easy to fix. Usual signs of regular use like scuff marks etc., and will need a dust down.

Pick up only - must go as a pair - will need 2 people AND A VAN.

If you are reading this bit then I can hopefully assume that you have read and understood my advert in its entirety.

I will also dare to hope that you won't ask me for any details that I have already provided in this carefully crafted advert.

This is now my 8th attempt at giving these wardrobes away.

Please believe me when I say they will not fit into any kind of car; not a Honda Civic, not an SUV, not any kind of car.

If you are hiring a van, you can probably get a 4 hour hire from around £40. If you are thinking of booking a man with a van then I believe this can be quite pricey. Please do me the coutesy of looking into this before contacting me.

If anyone else contacts me without reading my advert properly, or with an ill-thought out plan for pick up, or with an inability to communicate, or with the crackpot notion that 2 wardrobes of any kind are going to fit into a Honda Civic, then I might just spontaneously combust, and one of those wardrobes will become a receptacle for what's left of me.

Thank you.

Posted: 3 hours ago

Ad ID: 1501868089