Nissan Cube 1.4 Auto 2003

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🟦 FOR SALE: 2003 Nissan Cube – Baby Blue Box of Joy 🟦
£1,999 – Located in Horsham

Looking for a car with more personality than your neighbour’s entire street?
Meet my 2003 Nissan Cube – the gloriously quirky Japanese import that’s part car, part conversation starter, part urban legend.

This isn’t just a car – it’s a statement. A toaster on wheels. A rolling box of rebellion. A vehicle so square, it's hip.


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The Good Bits: ✅ MOT until October 2025 – just passed, all work done
✅ 180,000km (around 112,000 miles) – it’s Japanese, it’ll do another 112k standing on its head
✅ Ultra-rare baby blue colour with the legendary waffle grille – as tasty as it sounds
✅ Starts first time, every time – runs sweet as a nut, purrs like a happy cat in a cardboard box
✅ Recently serviced – all major engine work done, including bits you didn’t know existed
✅ Decent tyres all round – chunky enough to survive potholes and the apocalypse
✅ Bluetooth stereo – cruise and choose your tunes like a modern-day DJ in a shoebox
✅ Comes with a replacement wing panel to tackle that pesky rust spot – DIY glory awaits!


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The Quirks (because perfection is boring):
⚠️ A few minor scuffs – adds character, like laugh lines on a wise old friend
⚠️ Interior is a time capsule from 2003 – includes original weirdness and charm
⚠️ Occasionally mistaken for an art installation – expect attention at petrol stations


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Perfect for:
🧊 Hipsters, artists, eccentrics, box lovers
🐶 Dog owners (seriously, it’s like a kennel on wheels)
🎁 Anyone who’s bored of boring cars


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🚗 Test drives welcome (if you promise not to fall in love and cry when it drives away with someone else).
💰 Priced at £1,999 because it’s priceless, really.

Message me if you’re ready to live your best Cube Life.


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