(London) Dance with me tonight or this/next week?

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195cm tall men (or taller) only!

That was a joke. Anybody welcome. But nonsmokers only, as I cannot dance with people who are smoking.

Sooooo, does anybody want to come along to dance together in central London later today? Or later this week or next week? Come take dance classes with me. It's salsa, bachata and other Latin dance like samba, reggaeton and more. It's a friendly and welcoming dance bar environment. No need to be shy. If you come to the class, you will get to dance with a lot of ladies, as I'd with a lot guys. (That is how group dance classes work.)

The venue is in central London zone 1 near Tottenham Court Road station. Free entry. Free classes and optional paying classes. Starts around 6:30 - 7:30pm.

Genuine and bright men, if you haven't danced before but you are really tall, I can teach you some steps to begin with.

Girls (18 to 100+ years old welcome), if you want to go dancing with me, get in touch. We can have girlie fun dance nights.

Latina salsa nights on Wednesdays. If you want to go today, please reply with your phone number so I can call to speak with you on the phone. (As I will be super busy at work and won't have much time for message pingponging. Better just call you and we speak on the phone.)

You don't need to write an essay in replying to this ad (though I wouldn't mind if you did, like I was writing a master's degree dissertation last weekend in a day), but please don't send a 1-line message. Please don't be a turn off or timewaster. Sending me a 'How are you?' or 'I am interested' timewasting messages. Seriously, you believe sending me that will get us to meet and go to dance classes? Please write a few lines at least to introduce yourself to me. Is it that hard? Did you go to school as a child? You learn to read and write? If yes, try something a little more refined than the fantastically impressive 1-lline or 1-word written communication.

Ladies and gents, I am an easygoing, friendly woman just looking for a dance partner to go to salsa classes with. Tall men preferred (only because that is better for me in terms of dancing with someone), but anybody welcome, whatever heritage, size, age and orientation, I'd dance with you all. Any level OK, as I am not far off from a beginner.

Do get in touch if you want to go dancing with me. It's fun and good exercise. It saves you on gym membership fees to pay.

Thanks, and last but not least:

No wh ap only fake number. No number = no meet. (I won't meet with you unless you have a real working phone number and I speak with you on the phone first. If you have no intention of giving out your phone number, don't contact me. What's it with hiding your number? Running from your wife? Why so secret and why so much to have to hide? What wrong or sinful acts are you committing that you shouldn't be doing? None? Then why can't you give out your phone number so I can call and speak with you? You working for secret service or something? You're a 007 spy and here trawling through dance class ads? Are you real? Won't write your number, then don't make contact. Timewasters are not what I need in life.)

Guys, please note, Gumtree is not a dating website/app, and my ad is not a dating ad. If that is what you have in mind, do not contact me. I'm not a young, attractive single girl looking for bf. Please don't be thick and don't waste time. No such thing is going to happen between you and me other than being dance partners. Understood? No fantasists, no dreamers, no loners, no timewasters please. And don't fall in love. Read books and go to see operas if you want romance. Or if you really want it in real life and you're miserable, go to a coach who's job is to find you lovely ladies and leave me out of it. Dance, get it? D - A - N - C - E. That is all what this ad is about. Why is that rocket science? Believe you me, you don't need a PhD in how to read an advert on a non-dating platform to know that a dance ad is a dance ad is a dance ad (x 100 times). You and I will only and always be dance class partners, and nothing else. Is that really so painfully hard for you to get it? Really? Awww. Is that because you're married and unhappy? You can bring your wife then, as I'd dance with both of you and will try cheering you up both.

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