2015 Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 Excite 5dr [AC] HATCHBACK Petrol Manual

Description

65 plate Corsa 1.2 excite 5 Door, up on the miles LOW Down on the price, magnificent driver will allow any trials, tests or inspections by yourself, your mates your Dad or your friendly tame mechanic whose coming along to advise you accordingly. Now its clearly not a minter due to its price SO little girlies can stay away and the ones that act like little girlies can stay away too as its a great car but will never satisfy the mollycoddled spoilt timid creature wether female or male. Of course we do get the ladies who wear their big girl panties and dont want a car that shines like a freshly polished unicorn so unless you are a strong/sweary emotionless daughter of stern spunk go waste someone elses time, jeez the bloody wimps that expect a new motor for £1595 do get on my tits, think im getting to the end of this lifelong yawn 56 yrs career dealing with some fantastic friends and customers but unfortunately the wrong ones just screw all the pleasure in doing it with their constant moaning and whingeing even though I wont sell them a car under any circumstances. They are so thick that when I point out to them in the adverts by hinting things like Posh Twa.ts stay away or sold only to fellas of our age group, they dont know its them, I got a young chap here the other day who was desperately wanting a car to get him to work, didnt matter what it was! I showed him 3 cars and because he was the nephew of a good friend I knocked him a sizeable amount off the prices. Ooooooh no I dont like that one, ok mate Bollocks to you Ive customers who will buy those today and 2 did sell the very same day! Its that Amazon buying style thats done this, they offer stuff that kids buy in 6 sizes, use 1 then send them all back ** Perfect car for the Dads that have brought their kids up right and to respect the prices and what to expect for the prices. ** 1st to see, try & drive will buy it at £1595 NO OFFERS C.ash only unless I know you ** Part exchanges possible with any cars or vans in any conditions ** Delivery anywhere nationwide by our resident recently sex changed Davinas, theyve lived over 500 years as chaps and now Reckon that they should take it easier so they booked in to get their tackle lobbed off, took some cookery courses and learnt knitting apparently to fit in at the local Darby and Joan club. I think this is a poor move tbh but what can you tell fully grown menNowadays, everything goes ** Goole East Yorkshire DN14 5AS only 5 mins junction 36 M62 or take the train and arrive at the railway station slap bang in the middle of Goole and walk a couple of minutes to our Tiny Teensy Weensy but Gigantic Value Cars & Vans Temple In the middle of Goole the perimeter of our site is blessed with a 150 Spaced Free Car Park thats right outside our gates 01405 800020 or [Phone number removed] **

Electronic Stability Program (ESP); Safety Belt Pretensioners

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Sa: 09:45 AM to 03:30 PM
Su: 11:00 AM to 03:00 PM

Why buy from us?
* Honesty, Trustworthy OAP pensioners who just want to spread JOY amongst Car & Van buyers
* Old fashioned Courtesy with Straight talking Yorkshire born and bred deals,tha buys it or tha doesnt
* Delivery nationwide by our mature Two Daves who'll move heaven & earth to get the car to you quickly
* Established in 1960-50 years Diamond Jubilee Year of trading Me & The Missus all over Yorkshire

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