Two Quechua Single Sleeping Bags

Description

Experience the opulence of being tightly swaddled like a diamond in velvet… except it’s you, and the velvet is technologically advanced nylon. Each Cocoon Royale (sure, I renamed it. Sue me) is meticulously engineered to offer 360° Restrictive Comfort, ensuring you cannot roll over without filing a formal request with your hips.

Crafted from space-age synthetic fibers—identical to those used in budget windbreakers—the Cocoon Royale delivers the insulating embrace of a thousand polyester hugs. Its zipper, precision-installed by a machine that definitely could have been calibrated better, ensures you can trap heat and any decent fart in one graceful motion.

The sleeping surface? You. Your own body becomes the mattress. It’s a full-circle luxury experience where you are both the guest and the furniture.

And the pièce de résistance: portability. With the effortless grace of a luxury handbag, the Cocoon Royale™ rolls into a compact cylinder* small enough to store in your car or your cupboard.

Why sleep in a bed when you can sleep inside yourself?

Collection from South Ham - Basingstoke’s Garden of Eden.

*After a very long-winded battle with your patience, a bag which you’re convinced is way too small for the sleeping bag and a drawstring which will most likely break after said battle.

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