DUOTTS C29 electric bike **🚨 BIKE FOR SALE: SAVE A DAD, BUY A BIKE! 🚨**

Description

My 67-year-old father, recently "encouraged" to surrender his driving license (by the authorities, not by choice), decided that cycling to the pub was the logical next step in his transportation evolution. Because nothing says "I've made good life choices" like a pensioner peddling after pints!

After my mum finally snapped and declared, "I'm your wife, not your bloody Uber," Dad embarked on the Tour de Pub from Binfield to Holly Port and back - a grueling 11-mile journey that nearly sent his knees into early retirement. Turns out, the human body at 67 doesn't bounce back like it used to! Who knew?!

The real entertainment began on the return journey, when several pints of courage transformed him into what can only be described as a drunk butterfly on wheels - fluttering dangerously across the road while local tractors played a terrifying game of "Dodge the Wobbly Pensioner."

This mechanical marvel comes fully loaded with lights (so cars can see exactly what they're about to hit), a phone charger (for those emergency "I've fallen and I can't get up" calls), a horn (because nothing says "move over" like a tiny "beep" to a 10-ton tractor), and saddle bags (perfect for carrying his dignity home after it falls out somewhere around mile 3).

BRAND SPANKING NEW and only ridden once! with bonus lights, horn, saddle bags, pump, phone case and charger.

The bike survived, even if Dad's pride didn't. Buy it before he convinces himself that "practice makes perfect" and becomes one with the countryside via combine harvester!

Message now! This bike is literally a life-saving purchase. Think of it less as buying transportation and more as preventing a Darwin Award nominee! 🚴‍♂️🍺💥🚜

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