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oscar

Posting for 1+ months

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TARDIS Wanted for 8 weeks!

Westminster, London

oscar

Posting for 1+ months

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Posted
59 days ago
Date Wanted
12 Dec 2022

Description

Hello my son is going homelss soon and has asked me to put his furniture in my place. and i am a nurse.

i told him i COULD help him with my spare room but it would be too noisy and i would rather help him even more by telling him to f off and go and store his stuff in a Tardis that I saw on Dr. Who for £500 which he could go and get using by a sonic screwdriver on a cash machine or i don't really know or care. and i am a nurse.

If anyone has a box which is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, I would be very happy to rent it for £35/week (half price for new customers). and i am a nurse.

I know 35 square foot (Google told me it's 3.25 square meters but i know google always lies to me) is big enough for a 6-8 person dining table, 3 seater sofa, block double bed, 4 person table, pc gaming chair, 2 bedside tables, air conditioner, coffee table, end table, 2 very large kitchen bins, 2 laundry bins, 6 chairs, small fridge, carpet, all his clothes, giant mirrors and wall clock, vending machine, all his boxes games and books and his kitchen appliances, the people who make TARDISes told me this would work. and i am a nurse.

i will send my son up with all the stuff before the 12th of December, if he tells me it won't fit i will have a MENTAL BREAKDOWN until the tardis expands. and i am a nurse.

i am willing to pay £35/week for a TARDIS as a new customer, I will pay £70/week if i need to rent another TARDIS, and £70/week if i need to rent another tardis, and £70/week if i need to rent another tardis. and i am a nurse.

This brings my offer for 1 TARDIS to £408, I will pay £1224 for 2 tardises, we'll almost definately need 3 but i'm too awesome to acknowledge proper measuring maths at this point, which will be £2040, and £2880 to rent 4 TARDISes. and i am a nurse.

Whoever gives me a phone to explain this to me has saved a good £3k in total TARDIS money. and i am a nurse.

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