Request for full-time employment in the style of a quote from the film 'Taken'

Location
England, United Kingdom
Posted
15 Sep 2017
Closes
14 Nov 2017
Request for full-time employment in the style of a quote from the film 'Taken'

To Whom It May Concern,

I don't know who you are; I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for a volunteer, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career; skills that make me an absolute dream come true for people like you.
If you employ me now, that'll be the end of it, I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will insist on an interview.

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Employment within an admin/customer facing role would be preferable, I am however happy to consider virtually anything.

Experience includes events management & support, brand ambassador, auction house administration, web & database management, hospitality, product photography and general office administration.

Respectfully,
Mark

Please no scammers as you will be reported.