Met You On The Tube. Can I Have My Green Wolly Hat Back Please?
London

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Me (male) , You (female), On The Tube , Fri 10 FEB EVENING.
Can I Have My GREEN WOOLY HAT Back, Please?

I Met You On The Tube.
Exchanged A Couple Of Sentences, I Put My Hat On You, PLAYFULLY
My Station Came Up, I Got Sidetracked; Alighted, And Felt My Heart Sink As I Saw The Train Leave The Station,
You On Board, With My Hat On, SAT MOTIONLESS As If To Hide The Fact You Knew You Could Have Told Me
But Had Not.

You Were Supposed To Tell Me, Not To Remain Silent, Take Advantage Of The Situation And Take It. Plus It Doesn't Quite Go With You (honestly)

I Would Be Grateful If You Could Please Give It Back To Me
It Is Part Of Me, And Was A Gift From A Now Defunct GRANDMOTHER WHO DIED HOLDING HER FAVOURITE PUPPY ON ONE HAND, AND MINE ON THE OTHER

Thank You Very Much