Man Versus the Beetroot Jar..........
West Lothian

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Men. You know how, when your wife can't open a Beetroot Jar, she gives it to you, and you're supposed to smile in a manly patronising way, as you effortlessly twist it open? That's not what happens in next doors house. What happens is, after a grim struggle lasting several minutes, the husband winds up lying on the kitchen floor, exhausted and whimpering, while the Beetroot Jar, unopened, laughs and flirts boldly with his wife. Sometimes it gives him a wedgie.

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