That got your attention didn't it? Or maybe not :p

I don't tend to go on these gumtree ads but I've got a bit of time on my hands and who knows, maybe I'll actually meet someone pretty decent!

My definition of decent? Let's get the obvious out of the way:

A nice guy who is not mean or abusive (I work in domestic violence, so I know how to spot the early warning signs :o )
A guy who isn't pervy and doesn't just want fun with me
Someone who isn't criminally-minded
Non-alcoholic and a non-drug user (I don't count the occasional spliff as a problem)

And the next level of decent is my personal preference:

Someone educated, refined and into the arts
An ESTP or ENFP personality type (I'm an INFP by the way) - this is optional ()
Selfless and generous to an extent
Independent and non-clingy (I need my space from time to time)
medium to tall

Lol, this is starting to sound like a personal spec in an application form!

Basically, if you respect women (especially eccentric, arty ones) and are a fan of olive/beige skin on curvy women (and I say this genuinely, not as a euphemism for fat) who have long curly hair and a vintage style then write to me! I'm not English! But I do like English/ British blokes or European, also British born Asian (apologies to every other kind of guy, it's just a preference)

I enjoy reading books (currently I'm reading Kurt Vonnegut), my favourite poets are Gertrude Stein, Allen Ginsberg and ee cummings.

So, enough about me, tell me about you!

Contact details

• Email: Click here to reply to this ad

Anti spam: Do NOT contact me offering services or anything of a commercial nature.