http://www.gumtree.com/cgi-bin/list_postings.pl?posting_cat=9772 en-GB Latest posting for Dating Mon, 7 Jul 2008 03:49:00 GMT 142 18 http://www.gumtree.com http://www.gumtree.com/images/logo.gif Nope not me Im talking about you. You know who you are youre exceptional in this day and age. You rarely conform to anyone or anything except that which suits you. Youre beautiful in your own unique way and you dont need a handbag full of overpriced junk to show it thats for the less fortunate girls. You know the difference between right and wrong without exception and youd never sacrifice your principals for petty gain. Youre sweet to everyone because thats your character and you dont change with the wind like some of the more fickle around you. You know how to have a good time without being wasted because deep down youre a real girly girl who loves to be the princess in the castle. Your sense of humour is what youre all about. When youre not being the lady that you are youre busy cracking some of the funniest and downright shockingly naughty jokes. You are so cute in everything you are and everything you do from the way you wear your hair to the way you eat your food. Just being you makes everyone want to hug you and since youre a somewhat small package everyone can Youre smart. So smart. Sharper than a razor blade. But you dont flaunt it you just casually offer a better solution every now and then. Arrogance is definately not one your traits. You love a guy whos just trying to make his way in the world. A simple person guided by his heart and his passion. A person who can recognize your unique qualities and appreciates how lucky he is to be the one who gets to hold your hand. Yep one in a million probably more but Ill find you if its the last thing I do. http://www.gumtree.com/london/65/17323165.html hi ma name is danny im frm s.west london im 22 lookin 4 a girl any girl jus 2 av a laf u no n if it get serious wel see wat happens so yehh u got ma pic if u like me msg me if u dnt then dnt lol http://www.gumtree.com/london/10/25915210.html u mus b over 20 years old 20-27 i dnt sleep around jus wana try fantacies jus ns fun as n wen let me know http://www.gumtree.com/london/90/25915190.html I am a 27-year-old Black and attractive French guy who is university educated and is now a professional in the city. I am very athletic go to the gym and look after myself I dont smoke but dont mind if you do. I am looking for a woman who I can have a relationship with who will also be a friend. Someone I can talk to trust believe in and treat with the respect they deserve. A woman who I can have great conversations with someone who I can enjoy being with as much as they enjoy being with me. Someone who can make me smile and make my heart race just by looking at me. Someone who can tell me any troubles they have and we solve them together. Someone who is passionate and enjoys making love at least twice a day. I also enjoy going out and would love to take a lady out show her off and show her a good time by going to restaurants cinemas theatres and so on but I would also like to be able to spend a quiet night in with them by a fire or wrapped in each other just muttering sweet nothings to each other. Does this woman exist? I hope so and if you think it s you then why not get in contact if you can with a picture I will reply with my picture and contact details. http://www.gumtree.com/london/59/24508559.html Hi I am 27 years old and I am lookink for a nice and kind girl I love chatting with a glass of winesports and cinema.I lived in different country so I also speak three languages If you are interested please keep in touch Your picture gets mine http://www.gumtree.com/london/44/25652544.html Hi girls I am alex.27 years old.If you are really nice and with sense of humor you are what I am looking for I have been living in London for two years but I also lived in Spain as I studyed at the University of Madrid I like going outespecially at weekend.I love sports and being fascinated by chattingand dancing all night long with a nice and cute girl so.I am really looking to hearing from you My bottle of wine is already chilled for you. Your picture gets mine.Thanks a lot http://www.gumtree.com/london/61/25791761.html Dominant Lady is seeking a genuine submissive male for a serious Ltr. vanilla D s fulfilling relationship. Male must be clean saneintelligenteager to participate in both aspects of relationship with committment open-mindednessand Integrity. Good sense of fun and humour essential. Ability to aim to deliver a high standard consistantly. Present an impressive application clearly stating previous experience general interestspic.s and any relevant information. Egocentric subs need not apply. Pref. 36-46whiteemployed. E-mails without pic.s will be instantly deleted. Ditto regarding inadequate content. http://www.gumtree.com/london/40/24784340.html Ive been told that Im asking for too much but Im looking for someone rather wonderful (and why shouldnt I so let me elaborate so that you may discover more about the woman that I seek and whether she may be you quot tall&quot Its a practical thing Im 6ft2 and looking for a woman whos reasonably near my own height so please be 5ft7 (170cm) or taller (bonus points if you like wearing heels sorry if youre not I dont want to be be height-ist but Ive really have tried dating shorter girls and it just doesnt work for me quot intelligent enlightened&quot While intelligence is mostly about raw potential enlightenment is about what conclusions youve arrived at while exercising your intellect. Im an openminded liberal realist atheist and I enjoy stimulating conversation about the kind of things that Im passionate about (see earlier) not chit-chat about celebrities cars or sport. so if thats what you like to talk about Im not the one for you. but if you have something to say about philosophy Dal or perhaps the truth about 9 11 and the courage of your convictions then please carry on reading quot non-smoking&quot Again practical and I dont think theres much to explain about this one Im not going to have a go at you if you smoke thats your choice but I wont want to kiss you Lovers of clean air fresh breath please continue quot passionate&quot Because Im passionate too not only in the obvious bedroom sense but also more generally I want to share the things Im passionate about with someone thats passionate about them too and has her own passions to share with me. art music performance other live entertainment food drink socialising travel languages science the environment politics and much more quot photogenic&quot Im passionate about my photography and I regularly cover various events around London mostly on the various alternative scenes (including rock burlesque gothic and more as well as occasional shoots with friends models and naturally I would love to be able to photograph the woman that I adore and for her to join me for the fabulous nights out that I have the great pleasure of attending and photographing. so Im looking for a muse as well as well as a lover. and if youre camera shy I dont think wed get very far. but if you rather like being photographed have a beautiful smile a pretty face and curvy size 8 10 12 figure then read on quot young&quot Im 27 and have generally always had friends partners a few years older than myself but as time goes on I find myself getting on rather well with people a few years younger too so if youre somewhere between 24 and 30 thats great. and lastly &quot woman&quot Well Im straight and adore the female form so Id like you to have one for me to adore I should perhaps add that my dress sense depends on the occasion (especially with the events that I go to) but Im usually more on the smarter side of casual (think Zara not Gap Im also half English half Dutch (and speak a little German French and Italian) so if youre from elsewhere in Europe then dont be shy. Ive probably said enough for now so Ill look forward to hearing from you if what Ive said takes your fancy and if you think youll take mine too. And if Im Not the man for you (or youre not the woman for me) then I hope youve at least had a giggle while reading this ad rest assured its intentionally a mixture of seriousness and silliness Its always a pleasure to make someone smile or laugh ) http://www.gumtree.com/london/09/22254809.html I am an easy going laid back person with many friends I enjoy spending some time with. I have many interests from the usual sport and music to books history nature adventure discovering traveling and anything fun and intersting to see do learn about. I would like to meet someone who is confident with a sharp sense of humour. Someone who is loving and affectionate and not afraid to love. Honesty goes without saying. An easy going intelligent lady with a diverse range of intereststo explore and share as she would mine. Oh and love animals and the outdoors So if you still reading are White(just my preference) and between 25-35 I hope to hear from you with pic please. Xx http://www.gumtree.com/london/59/25915059.html Im not after just sexim looking for someone young but mature. Im quite shybut i warm up around people i get on with. Race doesnt matter to me and shouldnt matter to you. http://www.gumtree.com/london/63/25914563.html Well well Ive been reading these ads for some time and now I think its better an idea to post my own. Im a 25 year old lesbian girl Asian Chinese to be specific 55 size 10 student social drinker and non-habitual smoker. I enjoy travelling all types of music theatre films art reading anything creative but not too much clubbing To be simple and short Im a whole bunch of contraries so its hard to put me under some certain categories. But generally Im open-minded easy going warm hearted honest friendly and laid back. Im looking for intelligent and fun girls for friends to have a laugh chat and wander about town with and see how it goes later on Just drop me a line to let me know you are out there No Guys And Couples Pls Girls Only Your pic gets mine though its not a must for an email reply from me) http://www.gumtree.com/london/58/25914358.html Hey Guys 26 yr professional city mixed race (dubai n india)genuine guy loves swim travel musiccinemacountrysiderandom walks looking for caucasian guy aged between 20 to 40 for fun times and more if interested reply back with a pichave pics to swap. ciao http://www.gumtree.com/london/42/25913742.html Hi there I have been in London over 2 years and would love to make some new friends or as I am single wouldnt mind something more either. I like heading to the gym going out more bars than clubs eating out tennis travelling amongst others. So if there is anyone else out there looking to make some new friends please get in touch. Have a face pic as well so just ask. http://www.gumtree.com/london/54/25912254.html Hey there Im soon coming to London to do a marketing internship and just really cant wait to be back in this great city I have just finished school and am doing a gap year. I plan to stay in London for a few months and travel through Asia afterwards but you never know what happens I am well-educated humurous crazy sporty ambitious ironic romantic and sociable. My interests are Geography Art Music Philosophy Psychology Football Travelling Reading and Writing. Im looking for someone whos a bit like that. Would be lovely to hear from you and thanks for reading this. I will not post a pic here but am willing to send you one in an email. And No I am Not looking for men nude photos I Am looking for some rather normal people and Not just sex so dont annoy me with your I want to f you messages http://www.gumtree.com/london/06/25912206.html Hi Guys Sorry to intrude but Im an attractive full figured tall gay Afro-Caribbean woman (40s) seeking a tall handsome gay Afro-Caribbean man (40s 50s) to be my boyfriend you know how it is Please reply only if you want the same. Definitely No heterosexual men or men under 40 or over 58 need reply. http://www.gumtree.com/london/93/25912193.html Hi there I hate writing things like this cause i have no idea what to say so here goes. I want to meet Mr. Right (not the surname lol) Im now at this stay in my live where it will be really nice having that someone special. Ive been on gaydar and Ive met a lot of guys on there but as everyone knows it s just about sex (don t get me wrong I love sex. and Im a bottom) but it s not just what I want. I wanted to go to the movies today but I don t want to go alone it would have been nice if there is someone to go with me holding hands in the cinema (stuff like that I went to gay pride (what a blast) with friends and I saw so many couples sharing a lovely day together. Im not skinny masculine defined or anything like that. Im the average guy next door not girly but not very straight either. I enjoy spending nights at home going for a picnic love going out to pubs and a club now and again. I do smoke (bad habit) drink and well drugs. let s just leave there. Im South African but don t worry Im not after a British passport. I do prefer white guys but it s not set in blood so if you are interested mail me back and let s see what happens. Take care Ja http://www.gumtree.com/london/49/25911049.html &quot When I was a teenager I always fancied older men. I think a lot of gay boys want to go out with more mature guys quot Boy George &quot I was a normal 22-year-old heterosexual male student. Now I would willingly open my legs for a man whos 20 years older than me just to see the smile on his face quot Anon Interesting So come on guys where are you? Signed An ever hopeful 39 year old http://www.gumtree.com/london/66/25910866.html Hey guys Degree educated in the UK honest fun straight looking and straight acting and friendly guy living in The City looking for similar match. Physically 1.78m 70kg quite fit look much younger than I am dark hair brown eyes and smoth body. I usually like Caucasian guys between 20-40 strong and fit with an enquiring mind and interesting. I dont care about how much money you have nor what you do as a job but have cultural interests otherwise we wont get on very well. I am done with not only gay clubs but any clubs really. I enjoy reading art galleries travelling music and cinema. Email me to know more ideally with a picture as I dont do blind dates. Thanks guys x http://www.gumtree.com/london/88/25910388.html So love what is love? Now there is a question. London a great cool city full of men but do they want love? Hm I wish I have been dating on and off for the last 6 months and yes met some cool people. I am yet to find the one there guy that wants to wake up with me everyday go to bed kiss good night cuddle on the sofa when watching silly Tv. I want that guy out there that thinks about you as much and I think about him. I want someone I can say I love you to Someone who can talk to me about anything no matter what it is. I am not looking for sex buddies dont do that and never have. Looking for someone that wants a Ltr I know people change and we never know what will happen but I want one guy to love and well I hope be there until the end I dont want a camp guy as bfs (as mates yes Looking for someone older then me I am 30) I guess someone aged 35-45 ages again is not really a problem its the person I care about. Looks wise well I dont really worry about that too much but I like guys with short cropped hair and stubble but if you dont have that please dont worry at all I know its an odd thing to put in an add but I am vers but more Top in bed I think saying that now saves a lot of time. Well I am 30 6ft5 tall stocky rugby build dark hair and eyes white British guy. Just a normal guy st8 acting and looking. I would like the guy to not be body obsessed as well none of us are gods and just be happy with what you have I guess Love to travel been all over and lived in several very different countries. Speak English of course and Spanish pretty well. Enjoying going out and having fun staying in watching trash on Tv or just cuddled up on the sofa. I am a honest guy and I want that in someone as well just be you thats all I want. I am caring very very loving and well looking for the same really. Dont have any hobbies as such just enjoy life and take it as it comes I try to see the good in everyone may be thats why I am still single. Have a good job and nice home share with one other and she is great place is huge so plenty of room for one more Lol. I do have photos I can send you I just dont like putting them up on the net as you never know where they will end up Lol. Well that it really so if you are feeling brave go on give me a go you never know we may change our lives. hope someone emails or send me a text or a call. Thank you. http://www.gumtree.com/london/79/25909079.html Im 35 sane professional just a regular bloke friendly happy with myself and life in general. Im a graduate (science maths) solvent love rugby and grew up playing a few games (over a period of 15 yrs Im southern welsh and just enjoy the slow pace of life with good heart warming times. I live a few miles west of London. Im nothing special no six pack here dont think im better than anyone else because we are all special in many different ways. What i dont go for just isnt me Asians very overweight very skinny arrogant love myself types campy or very fem soft spoken What im looking for Sane sensible professional warm and real friendly someone to spend time with chill get to know and enjoy something beyond friendship. And someone in my age range (32-45) ideally. http://www.gumtree.com/london/24/25908524.html Hi to Everyone I am an Italiana looking for gorgeous girls to have a fun and s e x y time with. Ive had a bit of experience with women and its driven me crazy so I want more Was on gumtree once before and it went pretty well. I am pretty open-minded and like (or like to try) most things.someone between ages of 18 and 35. Im 26 years old white slim size 10 good body. Happy to hear from girls of any race. Email me telling me about yourself and include photos for a promised reply If things go well between us. Cant wait to hear from you. x Lyvia lpdonz1981 gmail.com http://www.gumtree.com/london/97/25908497.html Might be in the wrong catagory now am somwhat gay though. My main interest is to find friends and travell companions. Looking to set up a cool crew and explore. I m 23 into skating clubbing exploring inventing creating action If your a cool flo(w)er and got no plans for the vaccation send me a line and well see what happens. http://www.gumtree.com/london/62/25907462.html Im a cute black girl 5&quot 5 about 9 stones Nice big boobs. Really down to earth loving kind mature and very Adventurous Looking for a girls who want to go to a gay girls club- Ive heard of a few especially SugarRush and really wanna go but dont have anyone to go with. Would like to seek girls of different races- but race isnt important at all. Size doesnt matter Ladies must be clean honest friendly trustworthy adventurous laid back and open minded. http://www.gumtree.com/london/31/25907031.html Hey there ladies before anything else just want to say thanks for checking out my ad hope I do hear from any of you About me Im a mellow 19yr old Stud Butch Bi-Sexual and yes I do get mistaken for a guy asian athlethic 5ft 5 and half tall to be exact with short manga style hair and hazel brown eyes Interests First love is Music and I do have passion for Fashion Other interest of mine include shopping travelling graffing balling dancing singing And chilling What Im I looking for Im &quot Not&quot looking for a short term one night stands or just quick flings had enough of that so right now Im looking for a girly type of girl that I can get to know and befriend maybe even more who knows sure dont mind those who wants to get at me just as a friend. So holler If you do reply thanks and please could you add a photo. Tr0uble .x. http://www.gumtree.com/london/75/25906975.html Hope everyone is having a good weekend. Looking for dates with fun people. Looking for young inexperienced contact for more information. Genuine replies with photos and your details please. No photo no reply http://www.gumtree.com/london/82/25906382.html Professional Funky trendy Fem. Asian (oriental) Lesbian in the creative industry looking to meet like-minded professional creative arty American and European people from all parts of the world lesbian friends of all races African-American Asian white European between 25-34ish for great friendship in Europe. Of course if you are slightly out of this age range and still want to respond feel free though not looking for friends Under 24 thanks. Ive ended up with alot of gay male friends and want to broaden my circle with female friends to hangout with. Sorry Not Interested In Meeting Any Straight Or Bi-Curious People As Im Wanting To Broaden My Circle Of Lesbian Friends. i Really Want To Meet Single People That Want To Go Out And Have Fun And Enjoy Nice Bars And Clubs. Yes I love arty things and cinema and galleries though sometimes nice to go and just have fun too. Looking to meet new friends that live and work in central London area and or live in the area. If you are from New York even better as Im there alot. Im non-smoker drugs non-scene easygoing down to earth social worldly and very cultural Am not a native to London nor Us have travelled lived and worked all over the world. I enjoy a variety of activities from sport travelmany cultural activities galleries parks cinema theatre quiet nights in smart bars clubs when I do decide to venture out jazz bars markets etc. I enjoy the best that life has to offer and would enjoy the company of other like-minded professional Lesbian friends with similar interests for great friendship. Not interested in meeting people that want to play silly mind games or want to be everynow and then friends that meet once in a blue moon. Well if this sounds like you send me a message tell me about yourself and lets do coffee in London. http://www.gumtree.com/london/84/25905984.html Hey ladies I havnt done this before but what the heck i might aswell give it a try. Im black 21 sexy intelligent fun outgoing and looking for someone great to get to know to hang out with go clubbing if we want to and to see wif we are attrcated to each other and more. If you are a sexy stud tomboy then swing my way if you are fem then hey.youre just as appealing. I prefer if you are black or mixed race or latino.size 8 to 12. Only for the grown and sexy and intelligent. We can email a few times till we both comfortable to talk on the phone and meet up when it is appropriate. Waiting to hear from you.if you fit the stats. Reply with a picture. Sedusa http://www.gumtree.com/london/86/25903086.html Hi to all of you summer people. I am Slovakian guy livin in London 5years.I am 27years old cant say not good looking if you ask my friends about me will asver you very crazy and again crazy mate.I love everything what is my life bringing me having drinks in pubs clubing ououou i do love cinema traveling xating in this time enjoyin whether at the park etc. So whats this about.I really would love to meet nice guy age between 20-30 well good looking and Same Crazy As I Am.I have many friends bt there is still a gap for that special one.Special one what can make my life More nicer.What can give me a reason to wake up with smile on my face.I am not up to sex and again not and dont want love after firstsecound date. Hallo will i ever find you? So? do you like few words what i put on? send me a mail with something abot you and we can have drink spend some time together and we will see we never know. Please Dont Send Me Yr Inchis Do Not Write Pasive Or Active.I Dont Care One More Thing Dont Forget Yr Picture.No Picture Not Ansver.lol yokyno szm.sk http://www.gumtree.com/london/66/25902966.html Hi there Im an easy going Irish guy working in West London and living in Acton. Love travelling hanging out with mates and having a laugh. Practically all my mates are straight so would like to meet some cool gay guys to hang out with. Like movies theatre clubbing running did a half marathon a few weeks ago so hoping to make this a regular thing Drop me a line if you fancy a chat or hooking up. Niall http://www.gumtree.com/london/08/25902208.html Hi All Im going to try this one more time in the hope that I might actually meet a lovely lady to fulfil my dreams of having a fun and interesting relationship with a sexy woman I am 26 live and work full time in West London and am looking for a nice woman to meet and have fun with. I am a confident and ambitious girl who knows exactly what she wants. I am 53&quot slim size 8 sexy and confident. I am a passionate fun loving girl who gives everything to something someone I love. I am looking for a woman aged between 23-35 who is white (sorry just a preference) genuine fun caring and sexy. You must be slim size 8-12 and be a confident bi-sexual gay girl who is interested in women. No men you wont get a reply and no women who run escort businesses looking for new clients. Look forward to hearing from a lovely girl x http://www.gumtree.com/london/45/25901245.html A lovely femme genuine lesbian Italian background very girlie dark looks petite good sense of humour is looking for her Shane a tously-haired cute tomboy. I am looking for the romantic Shane and not the one-night stand cold Shane. ) Friends first and then we will see No men couples bicurious. Thanks ) http://www.gumtree.com/london/22/25900422.html Hi Im a decent looking straight acting guy (and thats not in my own head) keep myself fit and a good laugh. Like to make the most of time out of work seeing friends eating out and visiting new places. Im 25 and not had loads of experiences with guys or at least not ones I care to remember. I just want to meet someone who is loyal caring and knows how to make the most out of life. I prefer straight acting white guys but thats not in stone. Would prefer you to send a picture and if its good I promise you mine. Thanks http://www.gumtree.com/london/21/25899421.html I am a boyish genuine professional decent person. I would like to hopefully meet those with similar qualities to hang out to socialize with and get to know. http://www.gumtree.com/london/05/25898505.html White guy mid 30s looking to hang out with Burmese guys. Easy going sorted own place. http://www.gumtree.com/london/52/25898052.html Im an italian gay guy 18 years oldlooking for friends or maybe more.Im looking for a white gay guynice and funny.About 18-28 years old.And.Well.Let me know if youre interested. PsIf U Have A Photo I Will Be Happy To See ItIf U DonT Have A PhotoDonT Matter. Write more about you.Thank you http://www.gumtree.com/london/72/25897472.html Hi I am 44 yrs old Slim (32&quot Waist) dress young have a young fund mind and all my own hair and teeth lol Looking for friendship with 20 35 yr old though not a big issue to the right person. I am a quieter person who enjoys meals out cinema and lots of hugs.I am honest reliable and loyal. Please message me with picture and maybe we will have things in common http://www.gumtree.com/london/98/25897398.html a cute lovely good loking Polish guy is looking for an honest sane lovely boyfriend who would be intersted in monogamous longterm relationship me 29 yo tall white intellingent like to do loads things and activities including cooking but only with partner haha tv dvds romatic walks travelling music out of scene straight acting you aged 25 35 good sense of humour no smoker straight acting friendly easy going honest desease free caring able to be only with one and respect boyfriend think of him love him an be for him if it sounds like you the you can apply here haha make sure you drop more then a few words as i like long emails and attach some happy pictures and your reply will be delvered in a few minutes I promise http://www.gumtree.com/london/72/25896572.html Ok then. I like music markets parks vintage indie museums films traveling books food going out daytrips and so on. I have no idea what to write to be honest. So if you have the same interests reply I just moved two months ago to London and really love it. x http://www.gumtree.com/london/70/25896170.html Im going to London in December and I want a gay penpal in the region. I would love a friendship (or more) when I arrive to studying and working in UK. I am the intellectual type I love reading. If you want more than a friendship I can say that I want a steady and mature relationship. Marriage is an option. I love kids and it would be nice if you loved them too beacuse I want to adopt one someday. Hope to hear from you soon Im caucasian 1.80m 95 kg blue eyes dark short hair http://www.gumtree.com/london/56/25895856.html I m looking to find a guy who has similar things in common being understanding thoughtful caring and honest concerned friendly sincere and sensitive and can have a laugh. I would like to have a drink and see where things go perhaps play it by ear. My preferences are for someone who has his own place is of a similar age and lives in the North London area. I m not a camp guy. I dress casually am average weight am Caucasian and consider myself good looking. Please reply with a picture and will do so in return and expand on what I ve written here. http://www.gumtree.com/london/21/25895421.html Hi Im bi looking for some hot sweet girl to go for a drink w om tuesday when I finish early. Not very serious w this just fancy a chat and meeting someone new. Im tall brunett curvy but slim and up for must things Hit me back (with photo please and we ll see what happens Xx http://www.gumtree.com/london/32/25894832.html Im 26 yrs old and looking for. it depends on what kind of person you are. Im opened and straightforward if you like good sex without obligations maybe. If you are looking for a long term partner Im opened for relationship as well. Friendship Ive got many friends already but if you are interesting why not. Im not going to write here 1000 words of desc of myself if you want to get to know me just drop me an email on escalade9912 googlemail.com (and Im not going to talk with you through internet for ages live meetings nothing else I dont care about about how old are you how much do you earn and how big is your wang although sometimes those thing are important but for me Personality &gt Physicality Im giving a couple of my photos here private photos only over email. To contact me drop me an email escalade9912 googlemail.com Do not use this stupid gumtree reply ad. Roy http://www.gumtree.com/london/37/25894437.html About me. down to earth friendly fit out going Bi and very much into girls but do stray from time to time obviously It would be nice to meet other bi or curious well hung guys like myself for fun friends or both Give me a buzz Cheers. http://www.gumtree.com/london/81/25894181.html Thanks for reading this.Am tired of being alone. Am young good looking and open minded from far east seeks for long term relationship. sporty well travelled and educated. Musculine fair smooth having god job and independent. Seek someone who knows what he wants loyal fun straight acting and no mind games please. Would love to travel with u to see the world night in and out have good wine and good laugh. Send me a pic u would have mine in return. Only if u are serious. http://www.gumtree.com/london/70/25894170.html Hey Im bored of always wondering if someones into girls or not so this might save some time Im 19 years old 5&quot 2? thats a complete guess slim fun friendly femme Love music and going to concerts all the usual stuff like eating out bars clubs and outdoor stuff like watersports hiking camping when I get the chance So if youre into that that would be a bonus Looking to meet someone who would enjoy doing any of that stuff with me has similar interests and if we click thats great please send a photo on reply and ill send one back cheers http://www.gumtree.com/london/49/25889149.html I have been told by a close gay friend that if Im placing an advert on here that I should be completely honest. Well here goes. Hi Im a London born white guy Im mid 30s 5 11&quot 36&quot w blue eyes brown hair (No-4 crop) hairy chested chubby stomach religion (Agnostic My Hobbies cycling walking occasional swim collecting antique curios My interests reading architechture visiting places of interest (stately homes etc) gay socialising Wanted Age 20-40 yrs old Height upto 6 4&quot Race prefer British born white (sorry) statistics upto 36&quot w Hobbies interests are not important As long as we get on that helps. http://www.gumtree.com/london/17/25888117.html Out about Im rather busy on the alternative scene enjoying burlesque gothic and fetish scenes (Tg AntiChrist Subversion etc Im a regular at the Electric Ballroom for Sin City Inferno (as well as The Fox and other rock metal venues events) and I often go to live gigs (but not often enough Im also passionate about music live entertainment photography travel good food drink and much more. Im intelligent openminded confident rather saucy and love to tease As for my appearance I must admit that I dont look very alternative most of the time (nor do I have piercings or body art though I do like them on others) instead I dress for the occasion Im a bit of a social fashion chameleon from retro velvet suits to latex outfits Physically Im slim rather tall (6ft2 185cm) with brown hair blue eyes and youll have to make your own judgement about whether Im hot or not So Im seeking someone similarly outgoing expressive openminded passionate sexy provocative stylish who loves to look good and dress up. satin corsets for burlesque nights? Pvc for rock metal? Skintight latex for fetish? Not just to be lovers but to be partners in crime to share lifes many pleasures together (hedonistic and otherwise And are you in your twenties at least 5ft7 170cm (or love wearing kinky boots heels and slim but with curves in the right places? Then get in touch and tell me about yourself your desires http://www.gumtree.com/london/21/13103621.html I am looking for someone to meet for a coffee from time to time or for evening chats online I am not into anything serious but same time not into one night stands. Please reply with your photo and a brief description of your character. I am a smoker so it would be great if you do not mind smoking and if you are a smoker too. My photo is of today so I expect you to send me a recent photo too ) http://www.gumtree.com/london/20/25826720.html Like most of women out there if you only ask for guys that are taller than you look away now I don t say this because Im not tall. I am and I pass this requirement of most of you. But you wont pass mine because you are shallow on about size shape physicality stuff and not about personality. Tall man. I know you dont want to admit it but really you are the same as guys going for big-breast girls. And dont send your pic with your reply. That is not my way either like how attractive or good looking one is. I am here to learn about the person you are and your beauty at heart and not about your visual outer physical beauty stuff. Pic first good looking et al. that is your superficial way not mine. Please Please Please No Russian or cheap women sending bulk emails seeking rich men or passport. I do own a house with a massive garden and drive a huge Jaguar limo but you will not be the one in my double glazed passenger seat or my super-king size bed Enough Im fed up with these stupid emails from these Russian Asian and African women copy-pasting those pathetic texts And please no French housegirlfriends pretending to be a sales associate looking to meet a high-flyer either. Vraiment jen ai marre de ces femmes disponibles a jouer. Svp laissez-moi tranquille. I do fly high but you will only get driven in a shabby small old Daewoo. Thats what you deserve Sometimes western European girls are even worse Ok now to the business like it says in the title You Have To Be More Beautiful Than The Girl In The Foto Who is she? She is me That I would listen only to those more pretty than her is a joke whereas that that girl is me is not You are a non-smoker. I cannot be bothered with visual or physical beauty but I would be impressed if you are original. I cannot be bothered with your degree or job but it would be good if you feel comfortable and stable. If you are a celebrity magazine reader you re probably in the wrong boat here. If you like a glass of wine I am fine with it as long as you re fine with me on fruit juice. I would like you to be into stuff I don t know much about so you can make me excited with our difference Yes open me up to yourland And I need you to be open to people s different and individual choices and styles. Most of all there might be that something about you making me to want come closely to your world. I am a non-smoking 30something straight boy who can also be a gorgeous girl (see the foto Ohac. Stable professional. I have an international background as I was brought up and have visited more places on this planet than I can count. I like classical music also techno and 70s 80s nostalgia music. I like documentaries on Tv I listen to the Radio 4 and I go to arthouse cinemas for world films. I read Guardian. I have no interest in football. I will not associate with celebrity gossip magazines or Big Brother stuff. I only date women as I am a straight man. But I can also be a girl in bikini in holidaying in sun. As a woman I also date women only. Only women that meet the conditions apply Ie no smokers however little Women who may be more senior than me (like 40 or 50 something) or disabled are welcome to contact me. Younger women my door is open. So dear you beautiful in heart and healthy in mind and not beautiful pic with unoriginal substance get in touch with this unique boy who can be a girl as well What do you make of my art? But I work in business and I never say I am a creative person. See I do and not say. http://www.gumtree.com/london/74/25255574.html Hi Would love to see your picture and then I will email you mine. Looking for someone btwn 35-45 single. In exchange I will give you a plenty of massages both to your body and your feet (that s my best http://www.gumtree.com/london/65/25853865.html Hey am kinda new to this gumtree dating site Am here looking for an honest white female or black femal either with children or no children either will do for me. as to be single ofcourse You 26-39 Gotta be Black Or White Very down to earth Loveable Interested in going out or stayin in Quality with me ofcourse Extremely friendly sweet convos over the phone Seriousness Me 36 I like travelling very mature very honest i have my own place and my own business please send pictures thanks no picture no reply http://www.gumtree.com/london/11/25356311.html Hi. Am 29 years old 5.11 tall single asian muslim liven alone in london and Am Looking for a london base girl age between 24 till 31. For clean and honest friendship and a good loveing relationship. I dont mind race and colour as long as u honest loveing. And comfortable with an asian guy. Somthing ab me I work full time i love my job. Am easy going veary honest clean and full of love porson. I dont smoke dont drink am not boring lol. I go out eat out i dont know wat els to say hear but. If u like 2 ask me somthing please call or text at 07737300885. No Pic No Reply. Dosent matter wat u right 2 me i only reply if u attached ur pic with it. Your pic means your pic. Thanks Please This Add Is Genuine. And Its For Girls. Please reply if u r Genuine. Hv a nice day. And good luck. http://www.gumtree.com/london/08/25254608.html Hi there looking for smart caring optimistic creative white girl between 20-25. It would be nice if you listen to electro ambient or rock metal music like art technology photographymusicmovies) About me Im 23 and 179cm slim. Finished studies in It I like music technology photography outdoors also cooking. I like going out to explore nice places in London or maybe go for food&wine but also like to chill inside n watch a movie. If any of you is interested please write a bit abut yourself with a photo else I wont reply. http://www.gumtree.com/london/78/25914878.html Caucasian white Body type Average 58&quot (174 cm) Light brown hair Hazel eyes Single Aries Occupation Student Education Some college Occasionally smokes Drinks occasionally. Seeking a man. between 23 and 40 years of age http://www.gumtree.com/london/67/25914867.html Oh Gosh its finally come to the internet dating pissed. 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Me 23 black ofcourse currently at middlesex university heading for my final year in October im very open to everythingdown to earth im a gentleman who knows how to care of hes woman im not a wasteman never that hangin out with friends enjoy kissinghugs extremely friendly etc. dont hang in a crowd. im a joka. oh and mature too even doe i look kinda young for my age ) Not after a quick fling or shag I want to get to know someone before anything happens friendship first) Reply Back with your name and picture if your interested and well take it from there hopefully p.s no kids) http://www.gumtree.com/london/36/24249436.html hi there thats me with the sun hat but unfortunately no strawberries and cream. not even a nice girl. its festival time again exchange for company and a day out of a girl looking for love company well now its time to do it all over again go for it and get in touch happy to hear from someone out there who is slimslendour female looking for company. ian humphries iana53.fsnet.co.uk . http://www.gumtree.com/london/37/23505437.html Kind educated well-travelled English man with long connection with China and interest in Chinese culture seeks correspondence leading to serious friendship and long term relationship and possible marriage. 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If interested then please send an email to me with your face picture and phone number. Ill contact you at the earliest. x Note(1) Time wasters please excuse 2) No face picture no reply http://www.gumtree.com/london/15/23737515.html Hi all. Im seeking an intelligent Funloving adventurous girl between the ages of 20 25 who doesnt let mind get in the way of matter who is grumpy and doesnt like to do fun stuff and who stays at home with a pretty smile and an engaging personality. Im genuine when it suits introverted and outgoing. I love going out and socialising over a few drinks but id rather stay at home by myself. I abstain from drinking because its a bad thing. Saying that however i love Franziskiener its a good drop. Im tall dark and handsome. But most girls dont go for the boy with the slouched back the unusually large nipples the unkept messy raven hair and the introverted tired and grumpy appearance. So you could say im in a bit of a dilemma. If your interested we could go out for tea one night. I like kebabs at 3am. And i always insist on paying for a lady like a true gentleman. But dont expect me to reach for my wallet after a meal because i think many women are independant and like to pay their own way. i like playing bass guitar travelling and talking. Im not a fan of music however and i cant go to many places for fear of open spaces. I like quiet uninterupted contemplation. Interested? I thought so. looking forward to not hearing from you. xxoo http://www.gumtree.com/london/24/25914724.html Hiya I am 26 years old tall slim and athletic with a strong and masculine rugby player type build.Seeking a like minded female for companionship. Anyway a bit about me? Well I work as an It professional for a living. Love to go out dancing hence why I have taken up salsa dancing (although I am not very good) Been told by many that I am rather shy. So if you like my pics get back to me and we can take it from there. http://www.gumtree.com/london/17/22653917.html Hi Im looking for an Asian girl (British Indian Pakistani Bangladeshi etc) who could meet me on Saturday evenings. This does not have to be every single Saturday maybe once in a fortnight or so initially. Id like to must meet in the early evening 6pm-ish to 10pm-ish to go and watch a movie go to the park go to a (halal or vegetarian) restaurant simple things like that really. I have dark choppy hair hazel eyes olive skin Im slim to athletic build about 55. I do not drink smoke or do drugs. Im clean and disease-free. Im relaxed polite friendly and easy-going. The reason I am posting on Gumtree is because I cant really find girls in the usual places pubs bars and clubs as I dont drink. Religion is unimportant. But I do prefer non-smokers. You should be laid-back and easy-going and looking for the same thing that I am looking for meeting up every couple of weeks on a Saturday. I wont ask for a picture but please at least send a short description of yourself. I prefer slim to (at most) medium-build girls p.s. If you are non-Asian but interested I would still like to hear from you Thanks Asif http://www.gumtree.com/london/74/25897174.html looking for a female for a few day trip to paris 24-26 july http://www.gumtree.com/london/96/25912796.html Hi laid back fun loving black guy looking for a white woman for friendship and maybe more. You should be single independent outgoing type who also likes the occaisional night in. Ideally between the ages of 25 to 35 no taller than 5ft 7 chatty and not too shy. If you feel this describes you tell me about you and enclose a recent pic. Thanks. http://www.gumtree.com/london/64/25895664.html Okay that title just seemed funny to me as of when i was typing it-and besides i just got tired of that same old &quot black princess&quot line- ahh.there you are- hello Me 30slim5 feet 6looks goodscrubs up very wellhighly educatedlooking for a Long Term Serious Relationship of an Interacial kind with someone who is between the ages of 32-45(no More or Less I have defined what it is i am looking forafter been here about twice in the past say three years with no luck obviously i wonder why a lot of people on here find it difficult to be honest and straight forward. its not that hard is it? maybe by spelling out what i am Not looking forwill make this a whole lot easier for all i am not looking for someone who is Not white white guys are my preferenceif someone out there finds it offensive-got no apology to render-im a grown womanand im living My lifeand if at thirty i let society decide whats right for me then i might as well crawl back into my mums womb and give up you need to be looking for a Long Term Relationship -i have No interest in &quot lets see how things go&quot which means &quot friendship with benefits&quot -i dont do such.And i have more than enough friends -Definately not looking for Nsaor no strings attached(Dont Bother Contacting Me For Such-Will Bin Your Mail Straight Up i.e dont send me pics of your buttd£ ktorso or any part of your anatomy that is Meant to be clothed but IsnT. Would You Walk Up To Me In A Bar And Drop Your Pants To Introduce Yourself?So Why Would You Feel Its Okay To Do That Via The Net i am not looking for someone to put a ring on my finger after three dates-But i am looking for something that will lead to very long term(if that scares you.then you definately are not for me not interested in filling up my social diary with a different man every day of the week-not my style-i have taken the time to come on hereposted my picturemade an effort with my adits only because i seek someone i can connect with -Looking For Just One Man-so if you looking to fill your social diary with seven different women every day of the weekim sure there is a section for that i am not into looksheight or other aesthetical things that most people place All emphasis on hereby forgetting the important things on the menu-like funlaughtersomeone who makes me feel at easerespectgood timestrustetc. If your money and fantastic job is All you have to offer we would Not get along-i am the type of woman who scratches beyond the surface-i want to see Who you are when you are stripped off all your &quot trappings of wealth&quot -If an empty shell is what will remain-then you have zilch in common with me-Nothing Attracts Me To A Man More Than Understated Everything if you looking for a black woman to fulfil some warped fantasy of yours-ha ha-Dont Even Think Of It-I Will Lay The Grill Stand For You And Burn Your A& In The Process-lets just say my tolerance level for dishonest people is Very Low. Or if you looking for a black woman to fulfill some type of blueprint you see on t.v etc-dont contact me-i am One of a whole range of black women-we come in different shapessizescolors etc-and it irks me when i readhear and notice that some are looking for either white girls dipped in chocolate or a certain shade of blackor what they see on runways etc- I Am Me-I Dont Fit Anybodys Protoype-I Look Damn GoodDress Very WellAnd Can Hold My Own AnywhereIf That Is Not Enough For You-Keep It Moving. And i need to add that i am Not some bitter twisted black wench-Far From ItBut When Dealing With The Net(As I Learnt One Has To Watch Out For Number One(MyselfYourself) And Be Straightforward-It Saves A Lot Of Timewasting. I really am a funlovinggenuinecaringhonest woman.i can be funny atimes(Well i do try With a whole load of varied interest-lets just say i am the girl you can have so much fun with.talk about everything with.etc.I can do the whole laid down look and dressed up lookbe it five star dinning or the local pub-bring it on-i am not pretentious-jimmy choos or 5 quid flip flops-i will gladly wear-traipsing the mall or walking round the market on a lazy sunday-i am so up for it- But now that all the &quot What I Dont Want&quot is out of the wayhow about getting in touch and lets see if we can get started on What We Both Want I Promise It Will Be The Ride Of A Lifetime. Ps-in case anybody noticedi have been on here before in the not very distant but kinda distant past-had no luck due to timewastinglying clownsso if you recognise me and got no response first time round(due to me switching off Do Say Hello Again-Who Knows Second Time Might Be That Chance We Both Need Pps If you have an ad here already please point me to it- so on that note i will say byee and hope that at least someone true and genuine and fun with a similar desire gets in touch- off i go to twiddle my thumb nervously yeah right x me http://www.gumtree.com/london/53/25913953.html I am 26 just started working in London and everything is great in my life. Execpt one Somebody to fall in love with http://www.gumtree.com/london/93/25914493.html hi guys Well I know its a long shot but are there any decent guys left in this London town that want a loving long term boyfriend? I am a 39 year old dont look it to be honest.lol. Im 56&quot shoulder length hair little bit chubby but trying to shift those few extra pounds. I am very creative and love creative things. I have many different interests to list and sometimes people are shocked that I have such a varied interest in many things. Im honest reliable loving and seek a one on one loving relationship. I have no baggage or issues to deal with happy where I am but need that special man in my life to make it complete. I have quite a high sex drive but it aint everything is it? There is more to life than just sex. Im looking for a guy up to the age of 50 but nothing is written in stone. Young or old get in touch how old is old i dont know ) So if you are the one and fancy going out on an old fashioned date let me know. Please try and send a picture and I will send mine straight back dont fancy posting one on here for every nutter to stare at.lol Thanks guys and lets hope x http://www.gumtree.com/london/03/23997603.html well im just a cool person trying to make something out of myself trying to make the best of life and what it has to offer me. i love my family they make me happy but cant live with out them. i have alot of faith in the power of God.i try to be the best i could with all the trials of life but without them we cannot be strong try to be positive in all that i do i believe that God has a plan for everything so i have put my life in his hands. i have been through alot of trials and he has brought me out of them. i consider myself a intelligent person and i have accomplished things in my life that has proved this still i have alot of goals that i have set for myself that i hope to accomplish with the grace of God.I am and extroverti always look for the good in people first before i look for the bad and i guess that is why i always end up with the shitty end of the stick. but say what? that is not going to stop me from being a nice person.well i guess ive been talking about myself kinda long but guess wat?theres alot about me to know. so if you are not satisfy hit me up a message and ill holla back but all for now keep cool and rememeber God is always by ur side. http://www.gumtree.com/london/02/23605902.html Since I am looking for a friend or date an introduction of myself would be fair. Im a Korean male single straight 510 spent last 7 years in Canada got my degree and just moved to London last week for a job in a top securities firm. Im intellectual well-traveled very communicative frank and fun. I love multiculturalism of London and like to meet people with all backgrounds. Im enjoying my life and it would be great to have a someone there to enjoy it with me and show me what London has to offer. I love going for films both mainstream and non-mainstream. I love the place I work but my colleges are a little bit older than I am and most of them are married I want to meet friends in my age group(early-to-mid 20s) preferable living close by so we can spend good times together with ease. I give you my guarantee that I wont waste your time and youll enjoy your time. Naturally I expect the same in return. So if interested just drop me an email with a fair introduction and pictures. p.s. I am a very romantic person. http://www.gumtree.com/london/20/25914320.html well im just a cool person trying to make something out of myself trying to make the best of life and what it has to offer me. i love my family they make me happy but cant live with out them. i have alot of faith in the power of God.i try to be the best i could with all the trials of life but without them we cannot be strong try to be positive in all that i do i believe that God has a plan for everything so i have put my life in his hands. i have been through alot of trials and he has brought me out of them. i consider myself a intelligent person and i have accomplished things in my life that has proved this still i have alot of goals that i have set for myself that i hope to accomplish with the grace of God.I am and extroverti always look for the good in people first before i look for the bad and i guess that is why i always end up with the shitty end of the stick. but say what? that is not going to stop me from being a nice person.well i guess ive been talking about myself kinda long but guess wat?theres alot about me to know. so if you are not satisfy hit me up a message and ill holla back but all for now keep cool and rememeber God is always by ur side. http://www.gumtree.com/london/14/23605514.html Hello all u beautiful Irish women There is something about the Irish women that really attracts me. I find them very intersting and like thier sense of humour. Hence If u r an irish and are reading this .then please continue reading. I am medium built am 28.5 feet 9 inches tall with Black eyes and Black hair with Asian Features. I am a simple but a very funloving guy and a person who likes to make friends and keep them aswell. I love going out for movies .like eating out love listening to music driving and love adventure sports and I have a good sense of humour. If this creates any interest in your mind then you can write to me with a lil info abt urself. http://www.gumtree.com/london/18/25894518.html Hello all u beautiful Black girls(sorry girls.i dont mean to be racist) There is something about the black girls that really attracts me. I find them very intersting and like thier sense of humour. Hence If u r black and are reading this .then please continue reading. I am medium built am 28.5 feet 9 inches tall with Black eyes and Black hair with Asian Features Hey thereI am medium built am 28.5 feet 9 inches tall with Black eyes and Black hair with Asian Features. I am a simple but a very funloving guy and a person who likes to make friends and keep them aswell. I love going out for movies am also a member of cineworld like eating out love listening to music driving and love adventure sports and I have a good sense of humour. If this creates any interest in your mind then you can write to me with a lil info abt urself. http://www.gumtree.com/london/24/25894324.html They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and this combination is by far the most beautiful to me. Besides these external attributes you should also be emotionally mature and spiritually aware (without being religious My preference is for someone who is somewhere between 28-34 give or take a few years. Im a post graduate with a stable income. I am 60&quot tall and have a preference for taller girls (about 57&quot -511&quot I like to get outdoors. I used to be quite ambitious until I realised that life is not about getting from A to B but about the quality of the journey. I have a lot to offer to someone special and would like an opportunity to meet you. So please get in touch Warm regards Stardust http://www.gumtree.com/london/47/25913747.html Hey Thanks for checking out my ad. Hmm straight to the point a bit about me. I like to think Im smart thoughtful confident talkative and well spoken witty romantic and i guess a cool mix of cheeky and charming ) Well I enjoy hanging out in bars and lounges with my close friends and enjoy travelling. I try to keep my body and mind active and enjoy learning cool interesting new things (infact just bought a guitar recently im completely rubbish at the moment but hopefully with a bit of practice not for long I am extremely sociable but at the same time can quite easily stay at home and chill out. Im 511 ish good looking. hm sure I guess ive been called cute as well o) hopefully youre thinking that too and manly and mature too Well im looking for someone who is most importantly caring loving and intelligent educated likes to kiss and make out and is fun talkative bubbly and beautiful I dont know where this will go but if youve been smiling throughout this ad and you think youre my type of lady then dont be shy n hit me back with a bit about yourself and a pic and well take it from there Hope to hear from you take care kuni xx http://www.gumtree.com/london/74/18617174.html Hi I know this is not the regular gumtree ad but I am looking for a woman to have a baby with. I am solvent and finically secure and will offer generous amount of payment for your time. If you fall pregnant I will pay first large instalment (amount which we can discuss) and then regular payment for you and our child. If you are interested and want to discuss this further please write to me with a photo attached. No Time Wasters Plz. http://www.gumtree.com/london/90/25903990.html Looking for a princess to spoil with gifts and spend time with. I am a 31 year old slim professional working in the city love to travel. If you have a nice body open minded about sex and if we click I could take you out shopping and spoil you go on holidays and much More. Please reply with a photo no time wasters. http://www.gumtree.com/london/55/25725255.html Im half Chinese and half English born and brought up in London. Im an Arsenal fan and just got my Silver membership after being on the waiting list for 10 years So ideally I would also like to go out with someone on the Silver membership so we can go to Arsenal matches together next season but thats not important. I would like to go out with someone who is English or British Irish and who was also brought up in the UK. Im quite Westernised and dont know Chinese Between 25 32 years old At least 5&quot 4 or above A non smoker or at least a light smoker who can stop smoking when Im there (just dont like the smell A light social or non drinker Career minded with a good stable job Love travelling. I have to go on holiday at least twice per year However I have already used my holidays for this year p If you match the above description please tell me about yourself and Ill do the same. Oh and your photo gets mine. http://www.gumtree.com/london/03/25320403.html About me Single male white (west European) non-smoker 61&quot (184cm) tall healthy never married no kids hazel brown eyes athletic build university educated to higher degree level and I live in West London near Ladbroke Grove (zone 2 I have a kind and caring personality I am loyal faithful sociable friendly romantic respectful loving and reliable. I enjoy being among family and friends. I have been living in London for well over 5 years which makes me feel more like a Londoner. I love the cultural mix of things and have mostly been in long term interracial relationships of 2-3 years and more Im not particular religious but I do have good morals and integrity. What Im looking for Im looking for an attractive healthy and genuine girl of any ethnicity with a nice warm affectionate and energetic personality to spend my free time with and the aim to develop a meaningful friendship and long-term relationship due course fall in love go out together share outdoor activities long walks travel meet up with friends watch films etc. You should like to mix with people from different cultural backgrounds. My ideal match would be a naturally happy girl between 20-27 years old slim (healthy size 8-10) taller than 54 165cm tall a non-smoker long hair (brunette dark) emotionally balanced caring honest independent never been married no children but may want one or two in future. I believe a stable and intact family background would be beneficial to match mine while I dont get on with greedy high maintenance materialistic and superficial women. Despite the above may sound very specific to you it is not an exclusive list and I can compromise on many things nobody is perfect and I dont expect you to be perfect neither am I hence dont worry for me a connection is more important than ticking the boxes on a list of criteria although you must be a non-smoker to get into my good books Hence non-smokers only please What Im Not interested if you live outside greater central London if you dont speak English if you smoke Im not after a one night stand short term fling or Nsa I am a relationship person and please dont asked me to sign up for a different dating website to see your pics profile I am tired of all these gumtree scams. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and your picture is worth more then 1000 words hence if you send me yours with some information about yourself I will get back to you with my picture in return as soon as I get to my emails. Just Give (Y)Our Luck A Chance And Reply http://www.gumtree.com/london/35/24798735.html People tell me I look like some1 very interesting http://www.gumtree.com/london/84/25914184.html Slim athletic single Scotsman living in Scotland 178cm tall brown hair very presentable solvent no debts lives owns private house many cultural interests Seeks sincere genuine East Europe UKraine Russia Poland Baltic Philippino Asian Latin American slim lady any educational level for lasting relationship Send details photo No Scammers I Dont Send Money To Anyone http://www.gumtree.com/london/01/25664401.html Hi I adore older women. It is more than just a physical attraction I cherish it completely. Ideally I am looking for a mature dom lady. However I hope to get an opportunity to speak to anyone who is interested. Even if just for a harmless chat. By mature I mean anyone atleast 24. I am 24 Asian Athletic Muscular. Independent A pic is attached I will send another one if anyone is interested. Regards and happy hunting http://www.gumtree.com/london/45/25914145.html Hi ladies (so no men About me Im Rick 36 m London solvent have a secure job I like a house I love and a life I enjoy. Recently out of an Ltr (and over it Now looking for a friend to share times with have a laugh be friends (maybe more in the long term if things develop that way My passions in life are classical music opera art galleries film travel food and wine. I am a good cook and love evenings in or out. I treat people with respect so not after a one night stand or just a sex meet just so we are clear on that Looks white 5ft 10in tall 32w blond hair blue eyes. Educated with masters degree so I can hold a decent conversation. You No set ideas really as I dont want to put you off If you are white asian oriental black or mixed race thats fine with me Any nationality. Age probably 27 Preferably living in around London Possibly work study in the arts or music hopefully into the same interests as me. Wed probably be spending a chunk of our time together at concerts galleries etc so would help if you really liked it When replying please say a bit about yourself and what you think might make us click. Your pic gets mine Hope to hear from you soon. http://www.gumtree.com/london/41/25759841.html Hello im 33 but look like early 20s cant help that lol im a laid back kind of guy. I like sports films music all sorts really going out or staying in for a cosy nights in and will try new things. Also I have no kids I dont smoke but drink sometimes. 57 slim build black hair brown eyes About You Between 25-36 kindcaring sharing not over a size 16 color dont matter nor interests as its good to be different. I will only reply if you attached a picture Thanks http://www.gumtree.com/london/30/24093430.html Hi ladies (so no men About me Im Rick 36 m London solvent have a secure job I like a house I love and a life I enjoy. Recently out of an Ltr (and over it Now looking for a friend to share times with have a laugh be friends (maybe more in the long term if things develop that way My passions in life are classical music opera art galleries film travel food and wine. I am a good cook and love evenings in or out. I treat people with respect so not after a one night stand or just a sex meet just so we are clear on that Looks white 5ft 10in tall 32w blond hair blue eyes. Educated with masters degree so I can hold a decent conversation. You No set ideas really as I dont want to put you off If you are white asian oriental black or mixed race thats fine with me Any nationality. Age probably 27 Possibly work study in the arts or music hopefully into the same interests as me. Wed probably be spending a chunk of our time together at concerts galleries etc so would help if you really liked it When replying please say a bit about yourself and what you think would make us click. Your pic gets mine Hope to hear from you soon. http://www.gumtree.com/london/35/25760135.html Im still new to the London area but so far I love it Great parks great shows and plenty of sights to see and places to stroll what more could I want from the place where I live except maybe someone special to enjoy it with? There must be a great girl out there who would not only want to introduce me to new things but would also like to try some adventures that are new for the both of us. http://www.gumtree.com/london/70/24501670.html A polish girl is looking for a man who understands well her heart and is ready for commitment i.e friendship relationship and marriage. Your photo gets mine. http://www.gumtree.com/london/45/25914045.html Hello. Im looking for someone to come round my house for dinner. I love cooking and would like to cook for someone. Im working on perfecting pizzas at the moment. Got the bread dough and tomato sauce pretty good now. Mate gave me a big piece of granite which I put in the oven but didnt work too well was too thick takes too long to the get heat in it.so Im going back to my metal tray. Will see if he has a thinner slab I can try. Bought an ice cream maker vanilla and pernod came out nice so Ill have some of that in the freezer for pud. Who Im looking for.some kind of girl.not fussed really. Looking forward to hearing from you. Iain x http://www.gumtree.com/london/21/25914021.html Hi I am a 36 yr old exciting kind intelligent creative dynamic honest attractive male in Nw London with a great sense of humour and Im looking for some mind boggling toe curling kissing and possible relationship with an attractive Slim (size 12 maximum) intelligent witty girl. I love kissing and there is nothing more romantic than spending hours together curled up on the sofa caressing each other feeling the tingling all the way down to your toes. Age is immaterial as I believe it is the person that counts and you can call me on the number below (O seven O four four O seven five 3 five four which is my personal number but No witheld numbers or texts please Alternatively email me using the link in this ad with your number and Ill call you straight back But please only contact me if you are in the UK and Only if you are willing to swap numbers straightaway and up for kissing Immediately on the first meeting If calling me I have a special call screening system that will ask for your name and then put you through to me so just say your name and stay on the line it will tell you this when you call anyway. I am based in the media industry and consider myself to be a &quot breath of fresh air&quot as I dont accord to the status quo. In addition I go to the gym twice a week so am fit and muscular. I am also a non-smoker. You can email me using the link in this ad with your number and Ill call you straight back and also email you my number or as stated above call me on O seven O four four O seven five 3 five four But please only contact me if you are in the UK and willing to exchange numbers straightaway as I am not into &quot endless emails&quot and like to swap numbers and speak on the phone asap and hopefully meet soon afterwards for lots of intimate kissing. Look forward to hearing from you. Xx Ps. If responding please tell me some things about yourself and attach a pic if possible along with a contact number. Also please note that if you do not like long sensuous toe curling kissing then please do Not get in contact. http://www.gumtree.com/london/21/24225121.html Please No Time Wasters. I have simple proposition. We exchange pics go out a couple of times and then decide if we want to have a short-term relationshipo-just not looking for long-term commitment. Will take you out to restaurants movies shoping and may even pay for incidentals. Me Financially very secure (work for a top investment bank) Very fit and athletic Hansdome you decide A real gentleman who will always be polite sensitive Very intelligent 30 years old mixed-race American Dont drink smoke or do drugs very clean You Smart High sex drive and open minded about sex Slim but busty Not taller than 58&quot http://www.gumtree.com/london/69/25913969.html Genuine And Simple. We exchange pics meet for coffee and then decide if we want to take it to the next level-not looking for long-term commitment now but a short-term mutually beneficial relationship. I am happy to take you out to movies restaurants and even willing to pay for some shopping or incidentals. Me Nice and kind Financially very secure (work for a top investment bank) Very fit and athletic Hansdome you decide A real gentleman who will always be polite sensitive Intelligent and interesting 30 years old mixed-race American Dont drink smoke or do drugs very clean You Between 22-30 Intelligent and discreet High sex drive and open minded about it Slim but busty Not taller than 58&quot Very clean http://www.gumtree.com/london/69/25913869.html . that we should sink so low as to troll the internet in search of the love of ones life but hey ho why not eh? Im bored by and large just come out of a relationship and fancied looking for someone from outside of my usual circles carpe diem and all that shite. Plus Im reconciling myself to the value of the internet after all not everyone who posts here can be a sad loner desperate for any form of human attention regardless of the forum and regardless of the lies entailed. right? Or wrong but we takes our risks. Me Student writer feckless idle waster with a predeliction for pretentious philosophical shite talking (on the road to Enlightenment or so I hope) and lazy pub living or coffee place living or just general sitting with some kind of beverage at hand. Chain smoker too which apparently casts me in the same light as your average child slaughtering Satan worshipper as far as the majority of people go but hey smoking is and always will be cool and a pox on anyone who says otherwise. You No idea. Send me a picture Ill send you mine if we dont find each other too repulsive well have a drink and pass our judgements then no offence should be taken if either one of us clambers out of the window at some point as long as they grant the other permission to finish their drink. And reading that back. Jasus I dont sell myself well do I? Especially not given that everyone in this place seems to advertise themselves either as professional muscle bound or hilariously funny. Honesty is the best policy though eh? And fuckit its only the internet whatve we got to lose? http://www.gumtree.com/london/18/25913918.html Price charming awaiting. Greetings I am Ross single fun loving and handsome professional. I live and work in Canary Wharf I am 30 58 and with occasional sense of humour. Looking for a girl to share some fun times with on a short medium long term basis as the flow takes us. Drop me a line and a pic and Ill do the same. Ross http://www.gumtree.com/london/97/25900297.html I am looking for a young slim single white (my preference) girl. I am tall slim clean mid 40s educated well travelled successful person. Pls reply with a recent face (of you) and a few lines about yourself. You must be living working in around W London Will take it up further if it suits both of us. Update. Do Not Reply If You Are Not In The London Area. Not Looking For A Russian African Asian S American Bride. Not Looking To Support Someone. You Must Be Gainfully Employed Or Studying Something Worthwhile. Till I get your pic then. http://www.gumtree.com/london/83/25666783.html Hey there whats up? Thanks for stopping by my ad and I hope you like what you read. Im a 27 yo Irish guy living in south west London. I work in sports development and really like my job. Im originally from Cork on the south coast of Ireland (so yes got the accent some girls seem to like it but never can figure why ) but been over in London for over 3 years now. Im about 510 got dark brown hair brown eyes slim athletic and kinda tanned (think salo skin is the term lol Im a very outgoing open-minded lively person who is also very caring considerate and I like to think genuine and honest most of all. I love all sports going out pubbing or clubbing going to the cinema comedy theatre staying in watching a Dvd travelling spending time with my family and friends the usual stuff All Im looking for in a girl is someone who likes me for who I am and will let me spoil her lots Obviously someone interesting sweet caring down-to-earth independent with similar interests and that Im attracted to will help also not too much then If youre any of these (well hopefully a few) then thatll make me happy Im pretty open-minded about age looks location etc. but do prefer cute fit girls between 18-30 and who dont live a million miles from me lol Im not necessarily looking for anything really serious but who knows. If you got this far and would like to know more about me drop me a line and tell me a bit about yourself (with a pic preferably) maybe we could get to know each other over e-mails phone or even a drink? If you like send me a text 07821552954. xox Paul P.S. Are you on Facebook? If so could check each other out there ) http://www.gumtree.com/london/07/7431407.html hi.i m a 26 years old guyi came here 1 year ago and i try to make some friends and maybe more.if u are a nice girlplease send me a picture and contact detailsi d like to meet u http://www.gumtree.com/london/76/23458376.html 19 year old girl seeks someone tall skinny dark messy hair. who wears glasses. cloaks. pointed hat. carries wand. possibley with scarred forhead. Oh and green eyes. if You match my harry potter fantasy or even my ron weasley professor snape. or hagrid fantasies) please get in touch. http://www.gumtree.com/london/60/25913860.html I Am The Genie Of The Gumtree. Hello Jeannie. Fancy a date? ThatS &quot Genie&quot Not &quot Jeannie&quot Ah right. I think we should forget about the date then. Yes We Should. However Running Your Mouse Over My Web Site Has Awoken Me From My Thousand Year Sleep. I Was Having A Very Nice Dream About A Wild Party With Tinkerbell And Her Friends And It Turns Out It Was Just Your Blinkin Mouse That Was Tickling Me After All. Oh sorry. But I Digress. Since You Have Woken Me From My Sleep I Must Grant You Three Wishes. Ok cool. Well since Im here trying to meet someone I guess I should wish for what Im looking for. So wish number 1 would be that she has a love of music. And some of that should be for indie dance crossover stuff electro maybe breaks and even a bit of dnb. Obviously well have some differences but musics very important in my life so Id really like her to have some kind of appreciation for the kind of music I love (although Im also into all sorts of other music too Wish Granted. Next Wish number 2 is that she understands my hardcore vegetarian diet. But Im not going to insist that shes a veggie herself. Well not yet anyway Ok You Old Hippy Who are you calling &quot old&quot I may be in my mid 30s but I often get mistaken for someone in their late 20s. How old are you anyway? Er Three Thousand And Forty Two. But I Look Good For My Age Too Yes you dont look a day over three thousand and forty. Cheeky Mind you you should look good after a thousand years of beauty sleep. Ok ThatS Quite Enough Of The Age Gags. Get On With Making Your Last Wish All right wish number 3. Now I dont really think of myself as &quot religious&quot And I feel that as soon as I mention religion people are going to think &quot oh no he sounds like a Bible-bashing fruitloop&quot But Im not like that at all No disrespect meant to Bible-bashing fruitloops. I just dont happen to be one However I would like her to have some kind of belief in God and all that. Nothing too heavy. And she could be Christian Muslim Bahai whatever (within reason Oh no I sound like a Bible-bashing fruitloop. Yes You Do But It Shall Be Done However In This Age Of Sexual Equality YouLl Need To Grant Her Three Wishes In Return. Are You Prepared To Do That? Seems fair enough quot Fairy Nuff&quot I Think She Was One Of TinkerbellS Friends. No I meant. Oh never mind. So what sort of things do girls wish for? YouLl Need To Be Tall Slim And Attractive. YouLl Need To Be Able To Make Her Laugh But Also Able To Be Serious When ItS Appropriate. YouLl Need To Be Able To Talk About Your Feelings And About Hers But Not Be Totally Emasculated. YouLl Need To Be Honest Communicative Supportive Caring And Considerate. YouLl Need To Be Open Minded And Open To Trying New Things. YouLl Need To Be Mature Enough To Be Able To Handle The Prospect Of A Long Term Relationship But Young Enough At Heart To Still Want To Have Fun. YouLl Need To Be Prepared To Work Through Any Obstacles That Might Arise In A Relationship. YouLl Need To Be A Smart Creative Intelligent Professional A Drug-Free Non-Smoker And A &quot Gentleman&quot YouLl Need An Excellent Command Of The English Language. And YouLl Need To Buy Her Shoes From Time To Time. Ok I can do all that. But surely thats more than &quot three&quot wishes? Yes But ItS Payback For All The Men Who Claim To Have &quot Six&quot Inches lt Groan &gt Im glad you made that joke and not me or Id be getting into trouble now. But IM Just A Figment Of Your Imagination So You Did Really. Shush. Dont spoil the illusion. Sorry. Of course well need to be attracted to each other too. Well YouVe Used Up All Your Wishes So YouRe On Your Own With That One. Damn it So YouD Better Ask Her To Send You A Decent Photo. Yes good idea. Or An Indecent One. Stop that Youll get me into trouble again. Sorry. I Was Just Thinking About TinkerbellS Friends. IM Gonna Try And Get Back To Them Now. Ok. Thanks for the wishes &quot Jeannie&quot Oi Watch It Sorry http://www.gumtree.com/london/65/25619865.html Im just looking for a artistic warm interesting girl whose pretty but doesnt have to be perfect. Im creative (artist) calm like Muji ceramics the Guardian newspaper being a vegetarian (you dont have to be Im open minded but respectful and disciplined too. I like to run keep in shape. Im not a football and beer man. Well Ill send you a pic if you do. I am 34 but look younger (thanks mom Thank you. http://www.gumtree.com/london/46/25913846.html Hello there. I am a twenty five year old gentleman healthy active easy on the eye (depending on what your looking for) educated well traveled lots of interests. I am a genuine chap with an uncomplicated approach to life. I enjoy the finer things in life just as the next man and whilst that is commendable i am somewhat of conservative in my ways i will not run after or beg after anyone loathe the idea of cinemas (i prefer the theatre I am simply putting myself out there on the off-chance i may meet this lovely creature that will turn my world upside down. My criteria is not absurd i am simply searching for a lady friend (19 27) Stimulating (both intelluctually and physically) With a vibrant personality and one that has an inkling of where shes headed in life. If this strikes you as interesting then do get in contact. http://www.gumtree.com/london/09/25913709.html