...is not an accurate description of me. But this is: I am awesome. I am a man. Therefore I am an awesome man.

It's Sat Night/Sunday Morning, and jerking off is getting tiresome (and/or too much chafing) so I'm ready to talk to YOU and hear about YOU and YOUR problems or whatever shit you think I may be interested in.

Did I mention I was devilishly handsome? Or that my wit and wisdom is second to none?

PS, Only reply if you're fabulous. And by fabulous I don't mean "gay". Stop being so homophobic.

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