Well g'day ladies!

Erm, yeah, I'm just on here to see if I can grab me a nice lil biatch haha Noooooo, I'm just looking to see if there are any nice, pretty, chicakdeeeeees to hang out with etc.

I'm 28, 6ft3, slim and freaking gorgeous (according to my mum, who is severely blind) I'm into like alt-country moooosic, like Ryan Adamas, Whiskeytown, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen. And I freaaaaking lurve goood movies and venturing to the cinema quite often! ha

So yeah, if there any any nice girls on that haven't seen more dinkle than George Michael, get back to the oh so lovely moi!

A weird sense of humour is a must! As is a healthy bank balance and the willingness to treat me like the princess I am...Hmmmmm...????

;)

Oooooh get back with a picture! The last thing I want is to get talking to a blading, moustache-i-oed man that goes by the name of Jessica! and please forgive my pictures! I look rather weird and disabled when the camera is on me. Thats what wrecked my glittering modeling career.

Tooooodle looooo Pumpkins....

*No single mums with 7 kids, muscular african women, women with testicles, big nosed women, violent drunks, or mysterious model types that tell me they can only talk to me if I join this "really great" dating site*

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