I know I will probably get criticised for this, but here goes.

I have never liked X factor, Pop idol or anything of that ilk. In fact I don't understand people who covet fame or idolise celebrities, whether they're dancing on ice or cooking with some foul mouthed Chef. I found the recent minor attack on Leona Lewis hilarious and whilst I wouldn't wish serious harm on her, I bet a good right cross in the chops took her head out of the clouds for a bit. So bring back 'happy slapping' with a twist "celebrity Happy Slapping' come on you nation of sycophants lets get thos celebrities slapped. I'd start with that fat chef 'James Martin' and footballer Gary Neville.

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