this is probably the worst ad for a painter ever.

i'm not good at writing ads. but i am an amazing painter/decorator.

my father and i work together. he taught me everything i know about painting when i was still a wee one.

the two of us will come out, give you a free quote and talk to you about what you'd like to do. people say that they've never seen anyone pay as much attention to painting as i do. that's because i love my job.

i think you'll love my job too.

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