I know from the title you have already judged my outrageous crime. In my defence I was very drunk and I do like chicken.

But I have moved away from the real subject stealing is wrong even the theft of finger lickin chicken.

I would like to make amends I still have the handy wipes and a BBQ dip if you would like to collect them reply to this post.

when I am happy identification has been made I will leave the the wipes and dip under a bench which wil be disclosed in the email.

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