I saw Harold Ramis (Dr Egon Spengler in Ghostbusters) standing round the side of The White Horse pub in Soho. Unbelievably he was actually having a piss up against the wall with a fag hanging out of his gob. I said, "God, that's fucking disgusting mate." and to my utter shock he started walking towards me pointing his stream right at me, flicking his cock up and down to make sure he got some on me. The faster I tried to back off the faster he followed till eventually he stopped just before we got onto Shaftsbury Avenue as this must be some sort of invisible celebrity line that he starts to behave himself on. Who would have thought it though? Please, no Ghostbusters jokes about crossing the streams. Hmm perhaps that's why he urinates in the back streets. Maybe he gets tired of hearing that one...
Anyway, there was no need to lash all over me - that was completely uncalled for. Harold, if you're reading - I'm not happy about it at all and the £6.70 I got for the Egon Spengler piss soaked tee shirt on Ebay has not made up for it at all. I will never watch any of your films again.

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