The following stuff is destined for bin-land unless You, the Reader, decide to want it, nurture it, use it, or any other thing you want it for, in the next few daze.

2 Chinese New Year lampshade things, very exotic.

A compaq 15" monitor with speakers (could be used as an ipod amplifier if you have a lead and don't mind having a monitor around). You could always put a dishcloth over it I suppose. And that would lend an air of mystery to it. Obfuscation always makes the mundane interesting.

One of those inflatable neck pillows. Useful if you have an inflatable neck.

A gents leather wallet, used but good condition. No money in it.

An old Iomega CD-RW drive (USB) - I think it still works. It's big and slate grey and boy, does it mean business.

A monkey robot kit (from Next). Not guaranteed to evolve into a superior being by Christmas.

2 small table lamp bases, no shades, with those flickery candle bulb things in.

A papier mache head sculpture I did when I was at school that didn't sell on ebay for 4 quid. I was devastated.

A chrome toilet roll stacking thing with a bit of corrosion. I know Glasgow is positlively BRIMMING with toilet chrome accessory restorers so you better get this one FAST!

A carton of dried vegetables which I once bought from a petrol station on impulse and later grew to regret it. Unopened, but past its sell-by date.
Actually sorry, I threw that one out already because it had started colonising the kitchen.

If you want any of this stuff, it's yours, but tell me an anecdote in exchange
if you like. I'm collecting them. Although bearing in mind most of this stuff is not very good, it can be quite a rubbish anecdote.

Yours
Someone who doesn't like throwing stuff out just in case some poor soul needs one, even though it's unlikely.
xxx

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