- I have no chin under my goatee

- I always think I've got bad breath so never speak directly to peoples faces, this leads people to believe that I'm rude. I'm really not.

- I have no friends

- I feel like a walking target in public and in social situations.

- I have resorted to going on Gumtree to reveal my biggest secrets, and rereading them they look really shit.

- I think the oddball sending pic's of 'Katie' may actually be cooler than me, hmmmm......

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