Hello

im a VERY good looking guy...

6ft...

fit....

big brown eyes


ive got an english literature degree...and i love eveything to do with 19th 20th lit...especially horror..sci fi//and dystopian lit....

i like poetry...history (especially the history of London)..philosophy...and art

im a big gigger...i love sensible rock and punk...im not a fan of corporate rock.....i dont do the festivals...i prefer small venues

fave bands atm are Wild Beasts, Les savy fav, maccabees, good shoes, future of the left, those dancing days, yeasayer,hot hot heat, the strokes,gallows......

fave alltime: The Smiths, beach boys, cure, nirvana,swervedriver,the fall, siouxsie

i love comedies...and i think the secret to immortality is : water....staying out of the sun..and LAUGHING A LOT.

i have a few phobias:

Dinnerparties
The chorus line of Annie
Standup comedians with guitars
R n B
Chavs
Bridesmaids
single women with cats
bottle blondes
arrogant aussie women
people who stick rigidly to the rules when playing Monopoly
tee total salsa dancers
anybody who has ever 'got the funk'

people who pronounce the letter H as 'haytch' THIS IS MY BIGGEST PHOBIA AND I WILL DUMP YOU LIKE A SACK OF SPUDS, BABY xxx
this probably means most fairly new primary school teachers and HR workers are not my ideal dates.

my other faults are that I can never buy a pair of sunglasses that suit me.

and no matter how hard i try..i just cant moondance !

i understand the theory--- push from the heel-- and all that...
but my body seems to defy all known laws of physics ? (mind you ive never had a woman complain )






apart from that im a nice person....and im looking for a sexy independant woman, preferably British.... who is well read...has a sense of humour...no kids...no baggage...no hang ups....dsnt mind being romanced and cuddled..or being made a killer scrambled egg on sunday mornings.



if you like deep and divergent conversations

....and occasional moments of drunken sincerity ! then im your man.


Im a big fan of photos (in a non pervy way) and basically getting the hell out of cyberspace as soon as poss.

ONLY GENUINE REPLIES WITH PHOTOS please...... from someone who fits the criteria and can deal with my phobias



to sum up, its all about: sexiness....intelligence...punky rock music.....humour....and..... FUN.


winning candidate gets an ice cold mojito




look forward to hearing from you

(bonus point for naming the two pix)

bye

xxxxx

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