Hey Girls, good choice!

So, about me... I have no confidence. I am too scared to go up to women or ask them out in real life, so in desperation like all the other hopeless guys with no lives I am posting on gumtree.

I am unhappy, passive aggressive, resentful of others, a beta male, "weird", lonely, no life no friends, depressed, etc etc etc...

I have no social skills and dont really see the point of talking at all, though I am secretly jealous when I see others talking, I also don't like people (misanthropy). I spend my time day dreaming about how great I am, my ego makes up for my low self-esteem.

Since I have never and sadly won't ever mature socially I delude myself into thinking I am smarter and better than others( while inside knowing I'm not),I don't know the concept of real genuine conversation enjoyed for its own sake, being supportive, a real solid man in a relationship (no clue what that means), I am a fool.

Ah hobbies: TV. yeah, I love watching TV. Watching porn, I have a large favourites list, growing all the time. I also am very fond of video games, one of the few things I'm good at, hell only thing really, and I like movies too.

If I looked like 95% of the other men posting, I would have been completely blunt and described myself as:

short, fat, balding, Ugly, hairy in all the wrong place, a dissapointment, beady evil eyes, too old, unhealthy and out of shape, poor posture, badly dressed and have poor hygene and smell,

well truth is I'm not like them and since I have no friends and don't go out much, I spend my time lifting weights and exercising ( I do martial arts too since I want to make up for my inadequecies and I'm very angry, but I assure you my life is S***, and I'm just another gumtree saddo), I ended up with a good body over time like american psycho. People say I look manly and handsome regularly, but I have a low self-image and wouldn't have wrote this if it wasn't true. As I refuse to lie like 95% of other equally loser guys here.

If you are a woman, good-looking since all the movies and porn over the years have made my standards dellusional, are not a foreign bride from a poor country, a prostitute ( no thanks), then you are good enough.

I tried to be as honest and true as I can, so this is the opposite of other posts in that regard, if rawness interests you and you have a penchant for pathetic people, that waste their lives vicariously living through reality TV characters, get in contact. Expect weirdness to ensue...

J

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