I can't do adminstration; I don't have the brains
I can't do event promoting; It's all a big game
I once did modelling but they didn't like my tummy
I guess not everyone likes yummy mummies
I can't do banking; I can't count at all
I can't do scaffolding; I'd be afraid I'd fall
Painting & decorating would be far too mucky
Although I don't mind walking your dog or puppy
I'm only available during the day
Which makes me feel useless dare I say
But for 4 magic hours I'm sure I can do
Anything between 10 and 2
Cleaning, ironing, household chores
Taking your gran out so she won't get bored
Or pehaps you need help staying trim?
Because I also work in a gym :-)
Carrying or lifting won't take too long
I can carry loads as I'm quite strong
Making gift cards or baking delicious cakes
A muffin each for the whole company to take
Give a single mummy a job!
I get on with everyone, even snobs
Thank you for taking the time to read my plea
So if you need anything done, please contact me!
Thank you,
Young Single Mum xxx

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