Do you have a gnome infestation?

If so we can help, £53 + vat per callout regardless of number.

These things are a bloody nuisance, all they do is sit around your garden and clutter it up.

We also offer to send them on a permanent vacation for those of you who are believe in humane trapping. With this service you will get regular postcards from the gnome telling you where it is and how much fun it is having at your expense.

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