Hi, I'm doing this in advance so that we have enough people on the day. I'm organising a "Mass Circle Jerk" for New Year's midnight. Hopefully we can get into the Guiness Book of Records.

Basically we get into the largest circle ever, and start wanking each other off while singing "Auld Lang Syne". Imagine, if you can, the traditional "Auld Lang Syne" but not holding hands but holding knobs.

As the clock counts down we all start counting down from ten and hopefully at that point everyone will blow their load (and the ensuing noise will be louder than fireworks).

What do you say? Anyone up for it? Anyone wanna stand in the middle of the circle?

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