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Hi gents! I am a young and attractive narcoleptic lady looking for someone who will indulge my sleepiness at all times of the day or night. I am really after someone who doesn't sleep at all to look after me when I nod off. This usually happens in odd places like in the queue at Woolies or sometimes even at the wheel of my car (crazy!). You would have to be prepared to pick me up off the floor, grab the steering wheel and tuck me in at sometimes the most inappropriate times. In exchange you get to hang out with a lovely girl with the following attributes:
- age 24
- long brown hair
- slim figure
- enjoys swimming, tennis, watching tv and napping on your lap
you must be:
- physically fit (able to carry 57kg of sleeping girl)
- attractive in a genuinely attractive way
- aged 24-30
please email and send a photo and i will do the same!
looking forward to hearing from you
Zz xx
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