FOUND IN MY LIVING ROOM....ONE ELEPHANT

I'd just returned home from my weekly shop at Asda and guess what I found...........go on, guess..............
There, as large as life, sat on my newly imported persian carpet, (50% off at Homebase), an elephant.
It sat there and just looked at me, as if I was the interloper.
Well, I didn't really know what to do.....would you?
I definitely locked the door when I went out and the windows were still on their safety catches. The cat-flap was undisturbed and the chimney was in the same place where it always has been so I'm not quite sure how he gained entry, but, there you go, he's here now and I've got to live with him.
I'm not complaining really as he's quite good company but he can be a bit itchy when he snuggles up in bed......and that trunk !
Anyhow fellow gumsters, if you hear of anyone thats lost an elephant then please ask them to contact me here. They will have to have proof of ownership as I'm not going to let him go and stay with any old Tom, Dick or Harriet.
Thanks for your sympathy for the elephant in my room.
Pierre xx

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