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Rat Look Bike SooperKool Absolutely Priceless Rubbish (£30)
Hey,
I've got for sale this sooperkool rat look bike.
What makes is so kool? It's rusty, shabby and old. Neither front nor rear dérailleurs work.
Basically, anything that could be broken in this bike has already broken down. The only things that work are:
- wheels
- pedals
- brakes
Otherwise it's completely rubbish.
So why would you wanna buy it?
If you're on low budget, looking for a cheap and reliable bike then don't look no further.
What are the benefits:
*** Extremely low price
Yes, it's cheap for a city bike that actually works.
*** Theftproof
This rat look bike looks so crap that nobody will ever consider taking it away for free. Not to mention cutting through your u-lock (you actually save money on a bike lock too - no need to buy any of those 30 quid heavy-duty locks. A tesco lock will do just fine).
*** Low maintanance
Because both front and rear dérailleurs are non-functional you don't need to worry about fixing them. Everything else will only need periodic checks. Tyres and brakes have a lot of miles in front of them.
You save money and time on maintenance.
*** Kool look
Yes, it took a lot of effort to make this bike what it is today. It's absolutely original, unique, one and only, absolutely priceless!
*** Love from the first sight - free test ride
Take it for a spin ***free of charge*** and you'll fall in love with it instantly!
Despite the rat look the bike actually works fine and is excellent for daily commute.
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