If you've clicked through to this ad, you might be the gal I'm looking for!

I like to think of myself as a pretty decent guy: I'd happily walk you to a tube station when you're heading home, I'd be on the end of a phone if you need someone to talk to, I'd notice if you've done something different with your hair or are wearing something new. I would say I'm caring, affectionate, romantic, honest, quietly confident and respectful, but I'm not a doormat and do have a naughty side. I've got a pretty good sense of humour, which verges on the cheeky and sarcastic side, but that isn't a bad thing!

I'm not going to pretend I'm gorgeous, but I'm not too hideous and do have some redeeming features. I'd be happy to send a picture if you send me one! I'm 27, white, about 6'1, slim, with hazel eyes, short dark hair and stubble. I live in Ealing, but I'm from "up norf", so have a bit of an accent, so be warned! I'm into movies, gaming and reading, stand-up comedy, walking, museums and galleries, cooking, travelling and exploring this big city of ours! To give you a better idea, here is a random list of stuff I like, just to see if any of it strikes a chord, although don't worry if not:

Charlie Brooker, The Wire, Family Guy, The South Bank, Simon Amstell, Fallout 3, Peep Show, Air, Conn Igggulden, Zelda, ice cream, Daft Punk, cake, Venice, Memento, Iain M. Banks, Derren Brown, The Coen Brothers, Richmond, Spaced, Mass Effect, 24, Kubrik, ELP, GTA, Lost, olives, Richard Dawkins, the seaside, Röyksopp, Rome, Joss Whedon, Assassins's Creed, Bent, Anthony Beevor, cakes, Left 4 Dead, The Beatles, Monkey Island, Mock the Week, Uncharted...

Well, that's enough about me for now, so let's get down to you: I'd like you to be in your 20s or thereabouts, relatively intelligent, maybe with an appreciation of cultural things and you don't mind me being a bit geeky. If you're a bit geeky yourself, then you get bonus points!

I would like to be with someone I find attractive, but I'm pretty open minded as to what that may be, as long as you're relatively slim in size. I'm not bothered where you're from or what colour you are. I'd rather you were a non-smoker though.

Well done for getting to the bottom of this rambling message! Now why not send me one?

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