Right, well what better way to pass the time whilst meant to be working than to see what would happen if I was to place an ad on Gumtree…which is essentially an ad for myself, possibly the oddest concept of all…well here goes…

I'm 25, white, smart, funky and have a rather warped sense of humour. I'm not into sport, the thought of getting up super early on a Sunday for a run fills me with dread. I don't like night clubs, Bourbon, or shoes that hurt my feet. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy to buy me things with other people's names on, and I'm not looking for someone to spend every waking hour with, for the rest of my life.

I guess if I had to say my “type”, it would be tall, scruffy boys into all things creative. But you have to be 25+, 6' + well educated, have great manners, be super funky and just plain fabulous.

Pics appreciated! And PLEASE, only London boys need apply! Not really wanting to spend my life sending emails. Too much gin to be drunk in the sunshine for that!

Dazzle me with your wit and charm!

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