Despite the fact that I am apparently a) too young and b) too short, I thought we kind of hit it off. Shame you (allegedly) had to get that nasty old Oxford Tube.

At the very least I owe your partner in crime at least 3 large bloody mary's so I'm a bit gutted I appear to have taken neither of your numbers .....

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