running is stupid, joggin's a curse
barbells are silly, dumbells are worse
sit-ups are hopeless, stretching's a chore
cycling is senseless, walking's a bore
trainers ridiculous, clients insane
i guess i'll go home and just lie down again
i want to eat junk food till i get real fat
this whole goddam gym is driving me mad.

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