London creative writing

I Keep A Stock Of Women Should Society Collapse, A Home Defence Update

Date posted: Sunday 11th October

Location: The Interweb

Text of email sent to subscribers replicated below...

“I wouldn’t think of killing anybody because their lineage goes back to the primordial seas.” – Eddie Vedder

Good day Home Defendants and welcome to the latest update from the internet’s first and foremost paranoia / lifestyle webzine!

This Autumn we report back from the BNP’s Party Conference in Margate for National News:
http://www.homedefenceuk.com/national_BNP.html

Mark Piggott commences our interactive lifestyle column ‘Mustn’t Grumble’. Could you be the next correspondent?
http://www.homedefenceuk.com/lifestyle_grumble1.html

Travel Drinking returns with our intrepid tourist taking in the wineries and naturists of France:
http://www.homedefenceuk.com/travel_france.html

Our News Round Up features the latest from Afghanistan, feedback on the new Tube map and Amy Winehouse’s dad, amongst others:
http://www.homedefenceuk.com/newsroundup_autumn09.html

Grant Mortar continues his deep cover investigation into non-league soccer hooligans with an altercation at Nutbush Services:
http://www.homedefenceuk.com/investigations_hooligans4.html

While Toby Buzzell takes a sideways look at Nobel Prize Winner Barack Obama’s early stint in charge of the free world:
http://www.homedefenceuk.com/celebrity_obama1.html

And Load “” returns with Clint Panzerdivision gaming for all he’s worth (four bob):
http://www.homedefenceuk.com/hobbies_loadtwo.html

Finally, Al Likilla commences a new music column, recommending Classic Albums You’ve Never Heard Of:
http://www.homedefenceuk.com/music_albums1.html

That’s another hefty portion of nonsense for you there folks, some of it satirical, some, erm, not.

So, until next time, this is Al Likilla asking you to black out all the reflective surfaces as a precautionary measure.

Al

Al Likilla
Editor & Co-Creator
HomeDefenceUK.com - Paranoia & Lifestyle Webzine
http://www.homedefenceuk.com
Email: al@homedefenceuk.com