For sale: Two Aussie Housemates. They have annoyed our house sufficiently and we’re looking for a good home for them. They come complete with whiny voices and excessively large appetites (for more than just food in the case of one of them). AND, they’re twins! (an added bonus at no extra cost!). They are both fully house trained, and can even be convinced to wash dishes once every three months if you hang a bar of chocolate above the sink. Would probably suit an English household as they complain a lot. If you have a boyfriend/husband/brother/father/pet budgy - one of these girls will take them off your hands for free (with no charge to you but she will be a constant drain on their pocket). Both have proved quite useful in getting stuff from the shops, but don’t expect to actually get your change back – always give them the exact amount! Both are very good at taking part in dinners/events but manage to refrain from contributing – something that will have to be beaten out of them ( but they are very good at using up all of the ingredients afterwards.) Even though they cook a lot, they eat it all, so you’ll have to train them to share. You’ll have to arrange transportation yourself, but they do come with their own clothes and toothbrushes.



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