For the past month I have kept all my last Rolos with the intent of passing them on to that special someone in a metaphorical gesture of love.

Due to an intense intolerance to lactose, that special someone is somewhat repulsed by this gesture and I have inevitably shamed myself with my ignorance.

I have instead, managed to acquire a pencil for her (a really good one) and so these Rolos (still in foil) remain ownerless.

N.B. I would obviously consider a straight swap for lactose-free Rolos

Anyhow, drop me a line if you're interested...

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