Ok heres the deal, my flatmates been annoying me recently so im looking for someone to take him off my hands.

Good points:
1) Of a mature age, fully house and potty trained.
2) Christian, so he cares about others and loves everyone.
3) Has an extensive DVD collection
4) Keeps things clean and tidy.
5) Lets you steal his bread and milk

Bad points:

1) Still acts like a spoilt little kid
2) Over-religious. Has a kid of his own with someone hes no longer with but woe betide if you try have sex with your gf while hes in the house.
3) Most of the DVDs are obscure films that you haven't heard of for a reason.
4) Hoovers at stupidly early hours of the morning
5) Steals your icecream

Will accept 49.99 or nearest offer. He comes complete with spare clothes, a pc and a giant LOTR poster. You'll need to arrange transportation though.

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