Okay lets keep it short, 34 year old Kiwi, been here 5 years, a little off centre and always up for a crazy adventure. A little above average build and just generally looking for trouble.

I am just looking for someone who can laugh at themselves, have a good time and can roll down Primrose Hill in any weather! You have had to have had past experience in crazy and random acts of silly behaviour (one story please) and be willing to call in sick to sneak off somewhere silly for Breakfast! I am open minded and up for most things and just looking for someone who needs a partner in crime or just someone who turns them on wickedly :-P

Anyway to save you writing a “how do I write a reply to this nutter without sounding boring” dilemma I have just put together a few questions you can answer in reply :->
1- Silliest thing you have been dared to do and done?
2- Best place to drop everything and run away to?
3- Food fight or dancing in a fountain?
4- Drive around or through puddles?
5- What was your last oh I didn’t wear that did I outfit?

Anyway that’s a good start, talk soon,

Matt

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