UK News in a Poem


Little Britain Star Walliams Humiliates Ronson
After pulling down his trousers revealing his bun.
It happened infront of a star studded audience
Walliams later apologised with a guilty conscience.


Boris Johnson, The London Mayor
Becomes a knight in shining Armour.
Franny Armstrong, surrounded by a girl gang
could have easily been given a head bang.


She saw a passing Cyclist and cried out
It happened to be Boris, who gave a shout
and that’s the news in a Poem for today
Wishing you all a very Fab Day


LadyElena Nov 2009 © All rights reserved

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