Rosy-cheeked, gentle and graceful tortoise lady has lost her beautiful rainbow shell (as shown in the picture, taken some time ago before this mishap). Having spent the day searching down by the river, she has given up all hope of ever seeing it again, and now that it is dark, she is feeling quite sad and also rather chilly. She is wondering whether it would be easier to find a friendly gentleman tortoise with room under his shell for two. She invites offers from any wise, spritely, cheerful, long-necked and cosy-shelled young tortoise men. Most welcome would be those with a talent for finding dandelions and clover amidst this urban jungle. She would be most grateful for any sincere offers accompanied by a few descriptive words and/or shell pictures.

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