I confess that for the first time in a long while there is a wholesome poster prepared to back up with a photo. Good for you Katie. Sometimes all that is needed for some people, is to reach out, get some advice or feel cared about. Especially in the city of a miriad underground tunnels through which workers rush daily (presumably to get wanking in their offices) No wonder you guys are in a recession. 'So bored at work' Be thankful you have a job. At least do it mindfully. The poor fellow who has a 'Personality distraction.' Get with the programme. Play some sport and stop thinking about sex. The fellow who pisses on himself in the shower. No wonder your girl complains about your bathroom smelling like an old age home. John who wants everyone to send him a few bob. Pull the other one. Come now chaps. Let the abuse begin. I normally get at least a couple of vitriolic diatribes from the Gumtree brigade. Methinks you only want to hear about some freak licking toilets. Oh and a confession. I'm going to lie on the beach this weekend, watching the bikinis and I'll think of you lot in the rain.
Katie. You go girl

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