I just heard a sparrow fart. Checked the scratch card again, yep still says I've won £7. Seven quid, a weeks bread and milk. Had a scratch and sniff... habit. Dreamt of her again, that's maybe 1560 times in the last five years... sad. Will start replant on window boxes today, winter comes enclosing... well that's what Brian said.

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