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Asda's in Swanley

Date posted: Friday 25th April
Location:: Swanley

Hi, you were the elderly (60/70's) lady in ASDA who asked me to reach a tin off the top shelf for you. I was the 50's male who was only too willing to oblige. You had a low cut 'v' neck jumper on and when you bent to put the tin in your trolley, I could see right down the front. To my utter amazement you were not wearing anything underneath!

I then asked if there was anything else I could help you with. You replied, "Yes, I could do with a hand to pack and then put my shopping away". You also mentioned 'Tea & Hot Crumpet' as a thank you.

I was in a bit of a rush so declined your offer. I have regretted it ever since. If you read this then please let me know when you are shopping next and where to meet you.

I am most DEFINITELY helping you put the shopping away next time.

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