But Christmas will soon be upon us. Which has got to me thinking that I would like a nice man in my stocking.

I'm in my mid thirties - which rules out anything of the one night variety. But I look ooh, early thirties - you can decide...!

Like things like beers, hanging out with mates, good comedy, loud music, bacon sandwiches and kissing. Don't like things like staying in with a glass of white wine and watching dvds. Walks along the river for a first date aren't really my bag either.

Would say I'm normal-ish, funny, love my job, can be a little intense at times, loyal and cope well with watching footie down the pub.

If you like the sound of this Indian goddess - ok I made the goddess bit up - then please form an orderly queue gentlemen...

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