hello

im fiendishly good-looking, 6ft with brown hair and big brown eyes.

im straight talking, non judgmental, uni educated, passionate, artistic and have an off-key sense of humour.

I can fix shelves...remove unwanted spiders (releasing them safely into the wild)....Cook a mean scrambled egg on sunday mornings....and give enormous hugs....


im looking for a funny, bright, well read, lady between 25-35 who is sexy, feminine, caring and curvy , with a desire to explore life to the limits.

im looking to meet the girl of my dreams...into rock music and gigging


...and occasional moments of drunken sincerity .....




no 2 dimensional slices from me...only 3 dimensional truth nuggets....NO JEDI MIND TRICKS



accept no imitations xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



p.s

im planning to make a homemade cocktail called a 'flaming mojito'....join me

p.p.s

i will freely admit that i am completely incapable of choosing a pair of sunglasses that suit me ...i need help.


p.p.p.s

im not looking for any blondes.... or anyone who enjoys things like Hairspray/ or that crappy band called Stomp (the ones who bang dustbin
lids together on the westend)


.... i have a tendency to tickle ladies until they scream (but im seeing someone about that) .



Women (except chavs)look much cuter in Crocs than flip flops (official)

i like women who laugh......understand philosophy....and have a non threatening appreciation of the arts.....



u mustnt be LONELY...


.... or a tea total salsa dancer









ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN xxxx

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