Or red Indian. Am prepared to dress as all the above at fancy dress parties, or even just because women like a man in uniform!

I have no stipulations as to what I look for in a woman, but I’ll give some examples of what I don’t. Firstly, if you live in Chernobyl with a relative, who has a tumour, and need funds to help remove it, or if you need any kind of funds! Nobody lives in Chernobyl, apart from maybe the odd boy being raised by a family of wolves with two heads, or a really old couple who wish to die where they were raised (which is understandable).

Please if you intend to E-mail me and your idea of posing, is in high heels, tight evening wear and provocatively bent over some form of cheap house-hold furniture, don’t waste my time and yours.

Lastly Ok I admit Brad Pitt is a good looking guy and am prepared to lose all respect from my friends by admitting it to you, but I draw the line at saying he’s a good actor. I’ve seen more depth in an episode of Eldorado (if you’re too young to know Eldorado, best not mail, and if you’ve watched more than one episode in your life, best not to bother either!)

Otherwise, I look forward to hearing from you :-)!

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